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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #465 on: February 11, 2020, 07:57:00 pm »
Sup nerds? Depression's been eating me alive and my therapist has finally convinced me that ADHD is probably the underlying issue, so now I gotta unpack all this shit I had NEATLY ON MY MENTAL SHELF GODDESS DAMN IT.

starting prep work on Holy Nonsense 2020. Aiming for a November release for the lulz.

If you need more material to fill gaps or something, give me prompts. I’m in a writing mood but have nowhere to focus that energy currently.

Also, this seems to be starting off as the year of “oh, everything I thought was wrong with me isn’t, and the main problem is something else. Time to rethink my entire life”. I’ve got multiple things like that myself. Good luck in getting it dealt with!

Magic as the art of being open to weird shit happening around you is something I'd like to get more of in this edition and have absolutely nothing for right now. I can cite some examples of the phenomenon but I just don't have a coherent narrative.

I think I might have something stashed away.
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #466 on: February 11, 2020, 07:57:24 pm »
I think it's the "Sometimes magic is BAD FOR YOU" thing.
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #467 on: February 11, 2020, 07:58:15 pm »
I actually have a couple quick anecdotes for this. I think the best one is the More Water Than You Really Wanted Incident. Give me some time to frame them, I can get something put together.
“I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me.”

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“Which one?”
“The one where everybody dies.”
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #468 on: February 11, 2020, 07:58:45 pm »
Sup nerds? Depression's been eating me alive and my therapist has finally convinced me that ADHD is probably the underlying issue, so now I gotta unpack all this shit I had NEATLY ON MY MENTAL SHELF GODDESS DAMN IT.

starting prep work on Holy Nonsense 2020. Aiming for a November release for the lulz.

Given that date, will you want fresh material?   :lulz:

I'm always here for new stuff! Can't promise on a given day I'll have the energy or things will click properly, but I'm doing my best.

I think it's the "Sometimes magic is BAD FOR YOU" thing.

That's a different thing than what I was describing but I am ALSO interested in this.

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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #469 on: February 11, 2020, 07:59:27 pm »
Sup nerds? Depression's been eating me alive and my therapist has finally convinced me that ADHD is probably the underlying issue, so now I gotta unpack all this shit I had NEATLY ON MY MENTAL SHELF GODDESS DAMN IT.

starting prep work on Holy Nonsense 2020. Aiming for a November release for the lulz.

Given that date, will you want fresh material?   :lulz:

I'm always here for new stuff! Can't promise on a given day I'll have the energy or things will click properly, but I'm doing my best.

I think it's the "Sometimes magic is BAD FOR YOU" thing.

That's a different thing than what I was describing but I am ALSO interested in this.

No so different.  Let me dig up my notes on the box at home and zap you a rough draft.

ETA:  You take care of you.  This can wait until you're ready.  I'm just going to write it sooner rather than later, is all.
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #470 on: February 11, 2020, 08:20:35 pm »
Here's a question you've never asked:

How do people have sex in microgravity? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_in_space


And the answer is:

VELCRO - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2suit

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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #471 on: February 11, 2020, 08:42:43 pm »
Sup nerds? Depression's been eating me alive and my therapist has finally convinced me that ADHD is probably the underlying issue, so now I gotta unpack all this shit I had NEATLY ON MY MENTAL SHELF GODDESS DAMN IT.

starting prep work on Holy Nonsense 2020. Aiming for a November release for the lulz.

Given that date, will you want fresh material?   :lulz:

I'm always here for new stuff! Can't promise on a given day I'll have the energy or things will click properly, but I'm doing my best.

I think it's the "Sometimes magic is BAD FOR YOU" thing.

That's a different thing than what I was describing but I am ALSO interested in this.

No so different.  Let me dig up my notes on the box at home and zap you a rough draft.

ETA:  You take care of you.  This can wait until you're ready.  I'm just going to write it sooner rather than later, is all.

Yeah, my story is definitely “Magic is sometimes bad for you”. It’s kind of like Carrie, but with coffee instead of blood and fire.

First draft written now, I’m going to get angry at it for a couple days then totally rewrite it. It’s pretty boring prose right now except for the use of a different synonym for “device” EVERY SINGLE TIME, which I’m proud of.
“I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me.”

“Ever watch that famous war movie? That’s how it’ll be.”
“Which one?”
“The one where everybody dies.”
— Blood Standard, Laird Barron

Remember the fall of Yin Tu.

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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #472 on: February 11, 2020, 09:15:10 pm »
Q. G.
O
Q. G.
I am so
Very
Very
Glad
To see
That you be
Ready
And
Not Dead Yet!

When I get time I will put my noodle to this "magic" business folks get so aon about.

Here's how I feel.
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I am On Fire.
And I feel like I will burn Eternally,
Yet nobody can see
I'm contained.
A reaction
My being in
Unstoppable conflagration
Internally.
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #473 on: February 11, 2020, 10:45:50 pm »
Here's a question you've never asked:

How do people have sex in microgravity? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_in_space


And the answer is:

VELCRO - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2suit

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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #474 on: February 11, 2020, 10:51:38 pm »

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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #475 on: February 11, 2020, 11:20:46 pm »
Not what we wanted

Yeah, I'm good with this, too.
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #476 on: February 12, 2020, 01:09:44 am »
Here's a question you've never asked:

How do people have sex in microgravity? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_in_space


And the answer is:

VELCRO - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2suit

Oh neat

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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #477 on: February 12, 2020, 01:50:50 am »
I mean, we can start Fight Club but I forgot the rules...
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #478 on: February 12, 2020, 12:45:35 pm »
Here's a question you've never asked:

How do people have sex in microgravity? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_in_space


And the answer is:

VELCRO - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2suit

Doesn't have to be used in microgravity, just saying.

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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #479 on: February 12, 2020, 04:49:50 pm »
I'm much more intrigued by the possibility of masturbating in space and floating the sperm bubble out of the airlock. That gotta be a form of immortality.
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