Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify

[Doktor Howl]

Sup nerds? Depression's been eating me alive and my therapist has finally convinced me that ADHD is probably the underlying issue, so now I gotta unpack all this shit I had NEATLY ON MY MENTAL SHELF GODDESS DAMN IT.

starting prep work on Holy Nonsense 2020. Aiming for a November release for the lulz.

If you need more material to fill gaps or something, give me prompts. I'm in a writing mood but have nowhere to focus that energy currently.

Also, this seems to be starting off as the year of "oh, everything I thought was wrong with me isn't, and the main problem is something else. Time to rethink my entire life". I've got multiple things like that myself. Good luck in getting it dealt with!

Magic as the art of being open to weird shit happening around you is something I'd like to get more of in this edition and have absolutely nothing for right now. I can cite some examples of the phenomenon but I just don't have a coherent narrative.

I think I might have something stashed away.

[Doktor Howl]

I think it's the "Sometimes magic is BAD FOR YOU" thing.

[altered]

I actually have a couple quick anecdotes for this. I think the best one is the More Water Than You Really Wanted Incident. Give me some time to frame them, I can get something put together.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Sup nerds? Depression's been eating me alive and my therapist has finally convinced me that ADHD is probably the underlying issue, so now I gotta unpack all this shit I had NEATLY ON MY MENTAL SHELF GODDESS DAMN IT.

starting prep work on Holy Nonsense 2020. Aiming for a November release for the lulz.

Given that date, will you want fresh material?   

I'm always here for new stuff! Can't promise on a given day I'll have the energy or things will click properly, but I'm doing my best.

I think it's the "Sometimes magic is BAD FOR YOU" thing.

That's a different thing than what I was describing but I am ALSO interested in this.

[Doktor Howl]

Sup nerds? Depression's been eating me alive and my therapist has finally convinced me that ADHD is probably the underlying issue, so now I gotta unpack all this shit I had NEATLY ON MY MENTAL SHELF GODDESS DAMN IT.

starting prep work on Holy Nonsense 2020. Aiming for a November release for the lulz.

Given that date, will you want fresh material?   

I'm always here for new stuff! Can't promise on a given day I'll have the energy or things will click properly, but I'm doing my best.

I think it's the "Sometimes magic is BAD FOR YOU" thing.

That's a different thing than what I was describing but I am ALSO interested in this.

No so different.  Let me dig up my notes on the box at home and zap you a rough draft.

ETA:  You take care of you.  This can wait until you're ready.  I'm just going to write it sooner rather than later, is all.

[Cramulus]

Here's a question you've never asked:

How do people have sex in microgravity? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_in_space


And the answer is:

VELCRO - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2suit

[altered]

Sup nerds? Depression's been eating me alive and my therapist has finally convinced me that ADHD is probably the underlying issue, so now I gotta unpack all this shit I had NEATLY ON MY MENTAL SHELF GODDESS DAMN IT.

starting prep work on Holy Nonsense 2020. Aiming for a November release for the lulz.

Given that date, will you want fresh material?   

I'm always here for new stuff! Can't promise on a given day I'll have the energy or things will click properly, but I'm doing my best.

I think it's the "Sometimes magic is BAD FOR YOU" thing.

That's a different thing than what I was describing but I am ALSO interested in this.

No so different.  Let me dig up my notes on the box at home and zap you a rough draft.

ETA:  You take care of you.  This can wait until you're ready.  I'm just going to write it sooner rather than later, is all.

Yeah, my story is definitely "Magic is sometimes bad for you". It's kind of like Carrie, but with coffee instead of blood and fire.

First draft written now, I'm going to get angry at it for a couple days then totally rewrite it. It's pretty boring prose right now except for the use of a different synonym for "device" EVERY SINGLE TIME, which I'm proud of.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Q. G.
O
Q. G.
I am so
Very
Very
Glad
To see
That you be
Ready
And
Not Dead Yet!

When I get time I will put my noodle to this "magic" business folks get so aon about.

Here's how I feel.

I am On Fire.
And I feel like I will burn Eternally,
Yet nobody can see
I'm contained.
A reaction
My being in
Unstoppable conflagration
Internally.

[The Johnny]

Here's a question you've never asked:

How do people have sex in microgravity? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_in_space


And the answer is:

VELCRO - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2suit

"Bondage in Space": Not what we wanted, but what we deserve.

[Cain]

Not what we wanted

Says you.

[Doktor Howl]

Not what we wanted

Yeah, I'm good with this, too.

[Don Coyote]

Here's a question you've never asked:

How do people have sex in microgravity? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_in_space


And the answer is:

VELCRO - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2suit

Oh neat

[PinkTiefling]

I mean, we can start Fight Club but I forgot the rules...

[LMNO]

Here's a question you've never asked:

How do people have sex in microgravity? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_in_space


And the answer is:

VELCRO - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2suit

Doesn't have to be used in microgravity, just saying.

[Frontside Back]

I'm much more intrigued by the possibility of masturbating in space and floating the sperm bubble out of the airlock. That gotta be a form of immortality.