Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify

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Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Cain

It is, however, the British way. Already getting Chinese people beaten up and harassed in the streets over this.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cain on February 18, 2020, 09:00:13 PM
It is, however, the British way. Already getting Chinese people beaten up and harassed in the streets over this.

Well, yeah.  I was there often enough to get a look at the ugly side.  Which usually involved the phrase "it stands to reason" when it patently doesn't stand to reason.
Molon Lube

Juana

Some people will take any excuse at all to be fucking horrible.


On a lighter note, I'm really proud of one of my students.
I've known him for about three years now and he's always been one of my favorites. I've really worried about him and the choices he was making for about a year. But! Little dude moved schools and says he's happier and doing much better here. He's actually doing his work and he's calmed down a lot, which is great bc he was very wild in middle school unless you knew how to handle him. Moments like this make it all worth it.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

P3nT4gR4m

On a conspiracy theory note, aren't you guys in the process of losing a deathmatch with china over ownership of the global economy? :tinfoilhat:

In other news. I am now owner director of a brand, shiny new VFX production company. Our* first gig is providing ultra-realistic renders of A-list Celebrities in various stages of plastic surgery for a TV documentary so no pressure. Luckily we're* working with an awesome sculptor who's handling the likenesses. We're* responsible for Hair simulation and grooming, skin texturing and delivering final renders for production. Super stoked and super shitting myself in equal measure. It's like a slow burn, mellow adrenaline rush. I'll take it!




* I'm an LLC now so I'll be mostly using the royal "We" from here in 8)

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Johnny

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 22, 2020, 09:51:30 AM
On a conspiracy theory note, aren't you guys in the process of losing a deathmatch with china over ownership of the global economy? :tinfoilhat:

Corona virus is a bioweapon, either used against them or it escaped their own labs :tinfoilhat:
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 22, 2020, 09:51:30 AM
On a conspiracy theory note, aren't you guys in the process of losing a deathmatch with china over ownership of the global economy? :tinfoilhat:

In other news. I am now owner director of a brand, shiny new VFX production company. Our* first gig is providing ultra-realistic renders of A-list Celebrities in various stages of plastic surgery for a TV documentary so no pressure. Luckily we're* working with an awesome sculptor who's handling the likenesses. We're* responsible for Hair simulation and grooming, skin texturing and delivering final renders for production. Super stoked and super shitting myself in equal measure. It's like a slow burn, mellow adrenaline rush. I'll take it!




* I'm an LLC now so I'll be mostly using the royal "We" from here in 8)

That is awesome! I am myself intent on forming a nonprofit, which I assert may be a better engine for retaining value while still getting... Compensated. As a board member you generally don't catch a salary or wage as such, but can definitely write the bylaws in such a way that you are able to pay your living expenses and otherwise play around with various financial instruments and assets such that you always have cash ready to spend on anything in the company interest, which if your mission statement is broad enough can be almost anything. Nonprofits can conduct business such as entering contract,  like, say,  an artistic commission, and ALSO solicit donation among other things. And if you do and maintain the paperwork and accounting correctly

It. Is. All. Tax. Free.

My five favorite little words.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on February 22, 2020, 11:42:26 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 22, 2020, 09:51:30 AM
On a conspiracy theory note, aren't you guys in the process of losing a deathmatch with china over ownership of the global economy? :tinfoilhat:

In other news. I am now owner director of a brand, shiny new VFX production company. Our* first gig is providing ultra-realistic renders of A-list Celebrities in various stages of plastic surgery for a TV documentary so no pressure. Luckily we're* working with an awesome sculptor who's handling the likenesses. We're* responsible for Hair simulation and grooming, skin texturing and delivering final renders for production. Super stoked and super shitting myself in equal measure. It's like a slow burn, mellow adrenaline rush. I'll take it!




* I'm an LLC now so I'll be mostly using the royal "We" from here in 8)

That is awesome! I am myself intent on forming a nonprofit, which I assert may be a better engine for retaining value while still getting... Compensated. As a board member you generally don't catch a salary or wage as such, but can definitely write the bylaws in such a way that you are able to pay your living expenses and otherwise play around with various financial instruments and assets such that you always have cash ready to spend on anything in the company interest, which if your mission statement is broad enough can be almost anything. Nonprofits can conduct business such as entering contract,  like, say,  an artistic commission, and ALSO solicit donation among other things. And if you do and maintain the paperwork and accounting correctly

It. Is. All. Tax. Free.

My five favorite little words.

It's worth mentioning that the IRS *loves* auditing nonprofits, as they view all of them as money laundering outfits.  All of them.  They know some haven't gotten around to being guilty yet, but will soon.
Molon Lube

Cain

And indeed the Treasury takes a special interest in nonprofits as a possible vector for terrorist financing.

The Wizard Joseph

Yeah. I am aware of both points guys. I very much thank you both for pointing them out anyway. One of my best friends is engaged to a forensic accountant who is also a very GOOD person. They will be my game master for the books if they takes me up on my offer. I want to be SO CLEAN that my books glow with a radiant light of holiness, but I will fight them for every single little disclosure like I was hiding the global sum of all "dark money" citing the privacy of my donors and other business partners. They will also help me to exploit every LEGAL loophole that I can fully and check me when I get some crazy scheme in my head, of which I already have several. This accountant will eventually lead a team of forensic accountants for... Assessment of possible acquisitions.

Lawyers will be my equivalent of Rome's Praetorian Guard. They will protect the company, its personnel, and assets as well as function as the Company enforcers. I will use certain lists that have recently come to my attention thanks to my favorite shadow person. They must be deeply ethical people who will fight to the very last appeal.

I intend to openly reach out to various other nonprofits, say BACA and The Hell's Angels or various NGO corps into prevention and exfiltration of people being trafficked as chattel, and offer them some VERY interesting assets in exchange for informal alliance and info sharing. If I need something legally nebulous done they may be able where I cannot take such a risk. I ultimately seek UN recognized NGO status as well for legal and financial reasons.

I will also inevitably require physical security personnel and assets. I know ninjas. That's not a joke. I probably shouldn't say more than that.

Infosec will likewise not be a problem.

I may even, for the lulz, have a branch for "spiritual security" once the company has fuck-you money. This will not be a waste because employing such people will get me close to THEIR centers of power.

I have, long ago, SWORN to do great things to help Haiti, and I know just the right people to approach and if necessary... Kinetically Influence to ensure that all investments there help the people, children especially. I swore it to The Kids. If you don't understand why I capitalized that then I think you could afford some study of Afro-Carribian religious practices.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Cramulus

yoooooo, that's so cool that you're sculpts are gonna be on TV!

I remember when you were just starting out... -- all it takes is a shitload of effort over time? you make it look easy

Cain

Just FYI, for the admins, we seem to be getting quite a few fresh spambots lately, ones that haven't signed up much of anywhere else and so aren't quite as obvious as they usually are.

I think that, if anything, is a sign that our banning campaign is working.

Cain

Also congrats to P3nt! Let us know when the documentary is out.

Faust

Quote from: Cain on February 24, 2020, 07:51:21 AM
Just FYI, for the admins, we seem to be getting quite a few fresh spambots lately, ones that haven't signed up much of anywhere else and so aren't quite as obvious as they usually are.

I think that, if anything, is a sign that our banning campaign is working.
Yeah, and they have become less frequent too, when we take out the new domains they seem slow to set up new ones
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Faust on February 24, 2020, 08:56:47 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 24, 2020, 07:51:21 AM
Just FYI, for the admins, we seem to be getting quite a few fresh spambots lately, ones that haven't signed up much of anywhere else and so aren't quite as obvious as they usually are.

I think that, if anything, is a sign that our banning campaign is working.
Yeah, and they have become less frequent too, when we take out the new domains they seem slow to set up new ones

We are very small potatoes.  They will not try to alter their routines so long as they are getting results in other places.
Molon Lube