Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify

[Doktor Howl]

Oh yeah, it's probably in the midwest by now.

I would be a lot happier about all of this if it wasn't just half as deadly as this year's flu.

It's like mother nature is just mailing it in.

[chaotic neutral observer]

Oh yeah, it's probably in the midwest by now.

I would be a lot happier about all of this if it wasn't just half as deadly as this year's flu.

It's like mother nature is just mailing it in.

This is just a side gig.  She's focussed on preparing for the main show (climate change), which I promise will be much more kinetic.

[Doktor Howl]

Oh yeah, it's probably in the midwest by now.

I would be a lot happier about all of this if it wasn't just half as deadly as this year's flu.

It's like mother nature is just mailing it in.

This is just a side gig.  She's focussed on preparing for the main show (climate change), which I promise will be much more kinetic.

Um, that's BEEN going on, and it's NOT kinetic.  It is instead a dismally-slow process that simply reduces everyone's standard of living, as usual from the bottom up.

You may have noticed the wildfires and floods.  You may have noticed that we don't fix anything afterwards, anymore.

[Cain]

Oh yeah, it's probably in the midwest by now.

I would be a lot happier about all of this if it wasn't just half as deadly as this year's flu.

It's like mother nature is just mailing it in.

I don't know, it's 1918 Spanish Flu levels of destruction. Not exactly Captain Trips, but that's a respectable 1.7% of the global population.

[chaotic neutral observer]

Um, that's BEEN going on, and it's NOT kinetic.  It is instead a dismally-slow process that simply reduces everyone's standard of living, as usual from the bottom up.

You may have noticed the wildfires and floods.  You may have noticed that we don't fix anything afterwards, anymore.

I dunno, I consider floods to be plenty kinetic.
Hurricanes, too.

[Doktor Howl]

Oh yeah, it's probably in the midwest by now.

I would be a lot happier about all of this if it wasn't just half as deadly as this year's flu.

It's like mother nature is just mailing it in.

I don't know, it's 1918 Spanish Flu levels of destruction. Not exactly Captain Trips, but that's a respectable 1.7% of the global population.

The first wave, sure.

The second wave had a death rate of 20%.  50 million dumbass primates ejected.

This virus weighs in at a wimpy 3%.

[Juana]

I'm hearing that it's a lot more widespread here than anyone has been willing to acknowledge and has been for a couple weeks at least.

[Cain]

Oh yeah, it's probably in the midwest by now.

I would be a lot happier about all of this if it wasn't just half as deadly as this year's flu.

It's like mother nature is just mailing it in.

I don't know, it's 1918 Spanish Flu levels of destruction. Not exactly Captain Trips, but that's a respectable 1.7% of the global population.

The first wave, sure.

The second wave had a death rate of 20%.  50 million dumbass primates ejected.

This virus weighs in at a wimpy 3%.

I'm counting on us being dumb enough to recreate WWI-like conditions. I mean, this government has already caused a "Soviet-like" drop in life expectancy over here, so you can't really convince me that I'm wrong.

[Cain]

Also stuff like this will help:

[Doktor Howl]

Holy shit.

[Faust]

Should this be locked? I've unlocked it

[Cramulus]

Should this be locked? I've unlocked it

FREE THE OPEN BAR

[Doktor Howl]

Should this be locked? I've unlocked it

Who locked it?

[Doktor Howl]

So, now, according to FB, any link, meme, or gif from me is spam.

[Juana]

So, now, according to FB, any link, meme, or gif from me is spam.

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