Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify

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Cramulus

Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on April 22, 2020, 04:47:06 PM
Today I discovered that sucking on a clove makes my tongue go slightly numb, and also makes me nauseous.

CLOVE EATING CONTEST


The Wizard Joseph

You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cramulus on April 22, 2020, 05:54:21 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on April 22, 2020, 04:47:06 PM
Today I discovered that sucking on a clove makes my tongue go slightly numb, and also makes me nauseous.

CLOVE EATING CONTEST


Are you trying to simulate hemophilia?  Because this is how you hemorrhage.
Molon Lube

chaotic neutral observer

Quote from: Cramulus on April 22, 2020, 05:54:21 PM
CLOVE EATING CONTEST


I started chewing on the clove and the nausea subsided but now my mouth is even number and it tastes like a pharmacy exhibit at a 1890's historical museum.

Y'know, "Wonder oil, for external use only."
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

altered

I just now got a message from earlier in the day.

I have to find somewhere to live by May 7th.

During the fucking plague.

Hit me up if you have ideas, I'm out of fucking luck here: everyone else I know has stretched their resources to the last, and I think this is the end of the line finally.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Cramulus

That blows ass, altered.  :|
I'm sorry that I don't have any ideas for you.

The Wizard Joseph

Not going to have the Zoom room open today. need a break. Will resume operation Monday morning after 10 or so A.M. central time.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

chaotic neutral observer

Quoted without context.

Quote from: Aqua
He said he drank a lot of chicken soup and smoothies... I can see how chicken soup has remedy in it, since chicken flock together, like bats.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

hooplala

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2020, 04:52:35 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on April 27, 2020, 04:51:50 PM
So when exactly did we slip into horrormirth 24/7?

In Arizona, it will be April 30th.

It feels like I have been living smack dab in the middle of it for years.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Junkenstein

Quote from: Hoopla! on April 27, 2020, 09:50:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2020, 04:52:35 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on April 27, 2020, 04:51:50 PM
So when exactly did we slip into horrormirth 24/7?

In Arizona, it will be April 30th.

It feels like I have been living smack dab in the middle of it for years.

I need to check exact dates, but we entered the strange times about 8 years ago and I've been preaching the dawn of the horrible times over the last 18ish months, so it would be around 1985ish.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Johnny

Quote from: Junkenstein on April 27, 2020, 11:51:08 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on April 27, 2020, 09:50:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2020, 04:52:35 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on April 27, 2020, 04:51:50 PM
So when exactly did we slip into horrormirth 24/7?

In Arizona, it will be April 30th.

It feels like I have been living smack dab in the middle of it for years.

I need to check exact dates, but we entered the strange times about 8 years ago and I've been preaching the dawn of the horrible times over the last 18ish months, so it would be around 1985ish.

I have horrid memory, but werent we all in PD having a huge meltdown? Like everyones life full of stress and everyone going at each others throat. I dont even remember if there was something in the social system or whatever system, just it happened to coincide for all of us on a personal level.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Johnny on April 28, 2020, 01:00:18 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 27, 2020, 11:51:08 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on April 27, 2020, 09:50:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2020, 04:52:35 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on April 27, 2020, 04:51:50 PM
So when exactly did we slip into horrormirth 24/7?

In Arizona, it will be April 30th.

It feels like I have been living smack dab in the middle of it for years.

I need to check exact dates, but we entered the strange times about 8 years ago and I've been preaching the dawn of the horrible times over the last 18ish months, so it would be around 1985ish.

I have horrid memory, but werent we all in PD having a huge meltdown? Like everyones life full of stress and everyone going at each others throat. I dont even remember if there was something in the social system or whatever system, just it happened to coincide for all of us on a personal level.

Until a couple of years ago, PD was ALWAYS a rumble.  Right from the very beginning.
Molon Lube

The Johnny

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 28, 2020, 01:05:49 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on April 28, 2020, 01:00:18 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 27, 2020, 11:51:08 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on April 27, 2020, 09:50:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2020, 04:52:35 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on April 27, 2020, 04:51:50 PM
So when exactly did we slip into horrormirth 24/7?

In Arizona, it will be April 30th.

It feels like I have been living smack dab in the middle of it for years.

I need to check exact dates, but we entered the strange times about 8 years ago and I've been preaching the dawn of the horrible times over the last 18ish months, so it would be around 1985ish.

I have horrid memory, but werent we all in PD having a huge meltdown? Like everyones life full of stress and everyone going at each others throat. I dont even remember if there was something in the social system or whatever system, just it happened to coincide for all of us on a personal level.

Until a couple of years ago, PD was ALWAYS a rumble.  Right from the very beginning.

No like, beyond that, there was a cyclical thing about "the February mood", but the 2012 one was particularly toxic
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner