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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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The God Helmet

Started by Cramulus, December 30, 2019, 01:58:52 PM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

#30
January 08, 2020, 05:15:12 PM
I saw something on TV once where they blindfolded a busload of people and strapped magnets on some peoples' heads, and the magnets fucked up their sense of direction.
Nobody saw God or jizzed, though.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

chaotic neutral observer

#31
January 09, 2020, 03:10:32 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 08, 2020, 04:10:45 PM

I strongly advocate immediate deployment of this device for field trials.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

altered

#32
January 09, 2020, 03:15:30 AM
My own experiment finds that this cannot be universally applicable, as my heels cannot reach my ass. Can you spin the sock with one hand and slap your ass with the other, or is the kicking a necessary element? Let's find out!
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

LMNO

#33
January 09, 2020, 01:29:54 PM
Quote from: altered on January 09, 2020, 03:15:30 AM
My own experiment finds that this cannot be universally applicable, as my heels cannot reach my ass. Can you spin the sock with one hand and slap your ass with the other, or is the kicking a necessary element? Let's find out!

In such ways, verily did altered reach enlightenment.

Doktor Howl

#34
January 09, 2020, 02:24:38 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on January 09, 2020, 03:10:32 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 08, 2020, 04:10:45 PM

I strongly advocate immediate deployment of this device for field trials.

I have been doing that my entire life, so I don't have a control period so I don't know if I'm talking to God or not.  :(
Molon Lube
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