Jul 29, 2020
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If you’re racist, you might say I had it coming.
Fuck you.
The mission was simple: walk to Chinatown (two and a half blocks), pick up item from Walgreens, return.
We successfully completed this part of the mission, but my friend decided we were going to go a bit further from home to pick up baked goods from a nifty cafe.
And this was where the trouble started.
About three hallways wide, this was a narrow pathway bordered on either side by outdoor eating areas, packed to the gills, people unmasked, walking directly into each other freely and without worry.
We made it to the cafe, where masks were mandated but all the white girls decided that masks meant they could invade people’s personal space. Well, decided. They changed their mind when I gave them the whites-of-the-eyes panicked horse glare.
On our way out was The Incident.
3 unmasked men, chatting with each other, coughing on occasion, grinning, no masks in sight. There are two narrow walkways in between the eating areas. They walked down the one WE WERE ALREADY ON, WALKING IN THEIR DIRECTION.
We escaped over some planters, flipped off the crowd while I used the benefit of my ridiculous respirator to make a sound like a deranged bull transmogrifying into a swarm of bees (as a deterrent to any assholes deciding we needed to be taught a lesson), and left this hellhole.
The people serving the outdoor customers were largely East or South Asian, were dressed in the functional equivalent of hazmat gear, and looked terrified.
The average customer was white or Hispanic, unmasked, wearing expensive polo shirts or dresses according to gender, ostentatious as fuck with showing how rich they were. Real “gold plated iPhone case” sort of crowd.
And what did I pick up at that cafe?
Matcha.
And it was just shitty green tea dust, not even real matcha. Bitter as the day is long. Could have gotten a near equivalent experience from unsweetened Lipton, for fuck’s sake.
I spent five dollars and risked my life for matcha so bad that a thirty cent teabag compares favorably.