NEWCOMER LANDING PAD

[Doktor Howl]

Good gin exists.

Why must you tell such lies?

[Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard]

The only gin I can tolerate is the cheap stuff, which doesn't taste like gin at all. In fact, the only reason I ever buy it is because it's literally the cheapest thing you can buy in a liquor store. It's basically just pure alcohol labelled as gin.

Real gin sucks shit. It tastes like being fucked by George Bush. Either of them.

[altered]

I enjoy anything that tastes like Pine-Sol smells.

[LMNO]

My gal Bette gets it.

[Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard]

I enjoy anything that tastes like Bette Davis.

[Juana]

Good gin exists.

Why must you tell such lies?

I'm literally making some rn. 🤷‍♀️ And it's delicious so far. I'm hoping it'll be a sipping gin but if not, it's not like I won't find a purpose for it.

The only gin I can tolerate is the cheap stuff, which doesn't taste like gin at all. In fact, the only reason I ever buy it is because it's literally the cheapest thing you can buy in a liquor store. It's basically just pure alcohol labelled as gin.

Real gin sucks shit. It tastes like being fucked by George Bush. Either of them.

Gin starts life as vodka, essentially. Also, disagree wrt that obvs. Bloom gin is gr9 in a cocktail.

[Suu]

GOOD GIN ABSOLUTELY EXISTS

YOUR MOTHER

ALL OF YOU

[The Wizard Joseph]

I must make clear that while I acknowledge that gin quality is a spectrum, and so some may thus be called "good", there is no good gin. Nothing good comes from gin. The production and distribution of gin brings only sorrow. Even the best possible gin drink bears the outside chance of quinine poisoning.

[Doktor Howl]

Good gin exists.

Why must you tell such lies?

I'm literally making some rn. 🤷‍♀️ And it's delicious so far. I'm hoping it'll be a sipping gin but if not, it's not like I won't find a purpose for it.

You can clean engine parts with it.

[Doktor Howl]

I must make clear that while I acknowledge that gin quality is a spectrum, and so some may thus be called "good", there is no good gin. Nothing good comes from gin. The production and distribution of gin brings only sorrow. Even the best possible gin drink bears the outside chance of quinine poisoning.

Gin is how English people express emo.

[Juana]

Good gin exists.

Why must you tell such lies?

I'm literally making some rn. 🤷‍♀️ And it's delicious so far. I'm hoping it'll be a sipping gin but if not, it's not like I won't find a purpose for it.

You can clean engine parts with it.

Uh huh. P sure you can with alcohol and honestly probably soda if you wash it thoroughly afterwards, lmao.

I must make clear that while I acknowledge that gin quality is a spectrum, and so some may thus be called "good", there is no good gin. Nothing good comes from gin. The production and distribution of gin brings only sorrow. Even the best possible gin drink bears the outside chance of quinine poisoning.

What kind of gin are you drinking??? Bloom sure as hell doesn't taste like that and neither does Nolet's ime. Mine is herb-y/floral and delicious. Fite me.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Rail Gin is the only gin that tells you the Truth about gin. All else is adulteration of some sort or another.

[Doktor Howl]

Rail Gin is the only gin that tells you the Truth about gin. All else is adulteration of some sort or another.

You're correct.  Rail gin is the only honest gin.

[Doktor Howl]

GOOD GIN ABSOLUTELY EXISTS

YOUR MOTHER

ALL OF YOU

Okay, but you're wrong.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Rail Gin is the only gin that tells you the Truth about gin. All else is adulteration of some sort or another.

You're correct.  Rail gin is the only honest gin.

I used to buy a $10 bracelet at a gay bar back in LaX for karaoke night. It allowed as much shitty (for Wisconsin) beer as you wanted or as many rail shots and simple mixers of any common booze. The only limits being your liver, stomach lining, kidneys, dignity, and moral fiber And given my size and heritage I could put back A LOT. Then one day I came in in a bad mood and sat down masking as well as I could. I asked for rail gin shots. The bartender had seen me put away like 30+ rum&coke and rail whiskey shots in plenty. She immediately looked me in the eye and seeing me, refused to serve me. Probably saved my life.