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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Cramulus

April 07, 2020, 12:58:47 PM
HEY SPAGS

If you just registered on the forum, or are dusting off your old account, check the fuck in.



HI, I'M CRAMULUS :wave:

this is me:

:cramstipated:


What is you?

Cain

#1
April 07, 2020, 01:47:31 PM
Hi, I'm Daruko

PANGO!

#2
April 07, 2020, 02:17:32 PM
WHAT SHIT IS THIS, PIG? NOBODY COME TO THIS CREAKY FORUM.

The Wizard Joseph

#3
April 07, 2020, 02:53:42 PM
Hi I'm the Master troll known as Poptart and this is my greatest long troll account ever! I will probably accuse you of being me at some point. Nobody here believes that I'm Poptart no matter how annoying I get. I will eventually detonate in a massive supernova-like flounce and take out half of the forum with me.


Incidentally I did just send out a personal invite, and I'm eyeing up some others for approach.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Suu

#4
April 07, 2020, 04:06:49 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 07, 2020, 01:47:31 PM
Hi, I'm Daruko

*gets up and fucking leaves*
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#5
April 07, 2020, 04:21:23 PM
I'm a 40 year old fat man who pretends to be loudmouthed woman on the internet.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

#6
April 07, 2020, 05:47:51 PM
I KNOW how the 3 seashells work.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Wizard Joseph

#7
April 07, 2020, 05:49:07 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 07, 2020, 05:47:51 PM
I KNOW how the 3 seashells work.

:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: THE PROPHECIES HAVE COME TO PASS!! RICHTER HAS RETURNED!!
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

altered

#8
April 07, 2020, 06:03:32 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 07, 2020, 05:47:51 PM
I KNOW how the 3 seashells work.

The second seal has been broken, and tomorrow the rain of slugs begins. Ia, ia, ia.


We've missed you, Dark Lord.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

minuspace

#9
April 07, 2020, 06:56:23 PM
*pours out some denatureD ETH*

Richter

#11
April 07, 2020, 08:19:19 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Cramulus

#12
April 07, 2020, 08:24:49 PM
Richter doesn't need seashells. He can whittle his own toilet paper out of brass.

The Wizard Joseph

#14
April 07, 2020, 08:29:55 PM
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl
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