Things that make you feel old

[Cramulus]

For me, it's TikTok

After Vine (which I loved), I knew it was just a matter of time before I went totally Grandpa Cramulus because of a teen software fad. I have a ton of friends who are super into TikTok and I can't wrap my liverspotted head around it.

From what I can tell, TikTok is a video platform which consists of people lipsyncing some random dialog from a TV show. And while you do that, you have to make EXTREME EXPRESSIONS. Like take whatever normal expression you'd be making and turn it up to 50. Sorta like silent-movie acting.

[Juana]

Tik Tok and the dances. Snapchat. That my middle schoolers were born the year I graduated high school. ETA and explaining 9/11 to early to mid 20-somethings.

[Cramulus]

when Klaus Nomi's voice shatters your hip

[Cramulus]

celebrating your 400th birthday

[Cramulus]

getting killed by vikings

cause right now, you'd be like 900 years old

[Cramulus]

creaming someone with your car because you were thinking about Calvin Coolidge

[Cramulus]

unironically eating prunes

[Cramulus]

logging into a forum

[The Wizard Joseph]

That thing where a muscle that never cramped before cramps for no reason hard enough to temporarily incapacitate you and then vanishes like nothing happened.

[chaotic neutral observer]

My knees hurt.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

going down to the town well to draw water and finding out they replaced it with a starbucks

[The Wizard Joseph]

Seeing the empty husk of a Blockbuster Video standing to this day in a nearby shopping center and remembering playing a Virtual Boy that they had set up as a demo.

[chaotic neutral observer]

Forgetting where I parked my carriage.

[minuspace]

All the fucks I have to give of my dreams becoming memory and loss

[Faust]

six of my seven phylactery's have been smashed by adventurers and I dont have the strength to defend the remaining one