Author Topic: Did you ever notice the opening credits of the X-Files is the gayest thing ever?  (Read 2053 times)

Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

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PARANORMAL ACTIVITY

GOVERNMENT DENIES KNOWLEDGE

OH LOOK PART OF THAT INDEX FINGER IS RED FOR NO REASON
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this is low effort even for you
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[MOULDER] *Reaching for coat* I've got a promising lead, "imagine time as a solid object", profound stuff
[SCULLY] *Pinching bridge of nose* Is this some random asshole on the internet
[MOULDER] You have to engage in intellectual discussion on his terms scully then you will see
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this is low effort even for you
Its an attempt to get a ban me
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this is low effort even for you
Its an attempt to get a ban me

why do they even care
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because then it feeds into his persecution complex and fighting against the establishment that is Big Discordia™
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Everything is gay if you look hard enough but also bruh why are you like this.
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this is low effort even for you
Its an attempt to get a ban me
Give him a bahn mi instead
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yes

let the hate flow through you
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s&t=36s

I tried calling the number on the screen but I couldn't complete it before my face melted off.
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When the X-Files was on TV, that commercial played every 9 minutes. I don't know why it's so burned into my brain. If I hear any one of those songs, the rest of them all fight their way in the door.