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Did you ever notice the opening credits of the X-Files is the gayest thing ever?

Started by Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard, April 07, 2020, 09:36:00 PM

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Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

April 07, 2020, 09:36:00 PM
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY

GOVERNMENT DENIES KNOWLEDGE

OH LOOK PART OF THAT INDEX FINGER IS RED FOR NO REASON
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

tyrannosaurus vex

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April 07, 2020, 09:54:12 PM
this is low effort even for you
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Faust

#2
April 07, 2020, 09:55:54 PM
[MOULDER] *Reaching for coat* I've got a promising lead, "imagine time as a solid object", profound stuff
[SCULLY] *Pinching bridge of nose* Is this some random asshole on the internet
[MOULDER] You have to engage in intellectual discussion on his terms scully then you will see
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Faust

#3
April 07, 2020, 09:56:45 PM
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on April 07, 2020, 09:54:12 PM
this is low effort even for you
Its an attempt to get a ban me
Sleepless nights at the chateau

tyrannosaurus vex

#4
April 07, 2020, 09:57:10 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 07, 2020, 09:56:45 PM
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on April 07, 2020, 09:54:12 PM
this is low effort even for you
Its an attempt to get a ban me

why do they even care
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Faust

#5
April 07, 2020, 09:58:16 PM
because then it feeds into his persecution complex and fighting against the establishment that is Big Discordia™
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Juana

#6
April 07, 2020, 10:00:39 PM
Everything is gay if you look hard enough but also bruh why are you like this.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

chaotic neutral observer

#7
April 07, 2020, 10:01:22 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 07, 2020, 09:56:45 PM
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on April 07, 2020, 09:54:12 PM
this is low effort even for you
Its an attempt to get a ban me
Give him a bahn mi instead
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

#9
April 07, 2020, 10:15:38 PM
yes

let the hate flow through you
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

The Wizard Joseph

#10
April 07, 2020, 10:16:25 PM
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

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Faust

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April 07, 2020, 10:17:05 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 07, 2020, 10:14:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s&t=36s

What, no, jesus christ, every single one of those is in my spotify list
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

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April 07, 2020, 10:17:23 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 07, 2020, 10:14:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s&t=36s

I tried calling the number on the screen but I couldn't complete it before my face melted off.
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

Cramulus

#13
April 07, 2020, 10:18:44 PM
When the X-Files was on TV, that commercial played every 9 minutes. I don't know why it's so burned into my brain. If I hear any one of those songs, the rest of them all fight their way in the door.
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