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messaging apps are obviously a discordian conspiracy
« on: April 07, 2020, 10:44:48 pm »







HOW COME NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THIS?????

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Re: messaging apps are obviously a discordian conspiracy
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2020, 10:50:45 pm »
Because KYFMS is the first and most important principle for getting shit done on the sly and fly.
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Re: messaging apps are obviously a discordian conspiracy
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2020, 11:02:17 pm »
I'm guessing the name discord is meant to be ironic
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Re: messaging apps are obviously a discordian conspiracy
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2020, 03:49:03 pm »
"They always pay for a new way to be misunderstood."  - "Bob"
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: messaging apps are obviously a discordian conspiracy
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2020, 04:20:16 pm »
"They always pay for a new way to be misunderstood."  - "Bob"

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You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
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Re: messaging apps are obviously a discordian conspiracy
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2020, 08:02:07 pm »
I have!

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