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Started by Cramulus, April 15, 2020, 01:28:56 PM

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The Wizard Joseph

#15
April 15, 2020, 02:33:11 PM
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

The Wizard Joseph

#16
April 15, 2020, 02:35:09 PM
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Richter

#17
April 15, 2020, 02:39:09 PM
55 gallons of WD-40, with freight shipping
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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The Wizard Joseph

#19
April 15, 2020, 02:44:10 PM
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Richter

#20
April 15, 2020, 02:46:26 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 15, 2020, 02:44:10 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 15, 2020, 02:39:09 PM
55 gallons of WD-40, with freight shipping

Also LOTS of GUN OIL® Lubricants

PROTIP :  Put both on your Glock.  See what happens.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Cramulus

#21
April 15, 2020, 02:49:13 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 15, 2020, 02:39:09 PM
55 gallons of WD-40, with freight shipping

there's something very suspicious about how you clearly looked up the exact number of gallons and the shipping cost, but didn't share the link

I'm assuming this came from one of your "Truck Nut Porn" sites.

The Wizard Joseph

#22
April 15, 2020, 02:49:51 PM
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

LMNO

#23
April 15, 2020, 02:56:24 PM
2004.75 pounds of silver dollar coins to put in the trunk of your Honda.

Richter

#24
April 15, 2020, 03:23:40 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 15, 2020, 02:49:13 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 15, 2020, 02:39:09 PM
55 gallons of WD-40, with freight shipping

there's something very suspicious about how you clearly looked up the exact number of gallons and the shipping cost, but didn't share the link

I'm assuming this came from one of your "Truck Nut Porn" sites.

((pulls curtain over "sexy Caterpillar Front End Loader" costume))

Don't kink shame me.  Not now.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Wizard Joseph

#25
April 15, 2020, 05:34:01 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 15, 2020, 02:46:26 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 15, 2020, 02:44:10 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 15, 2020, 02:39:09 PM
55 gallons of WD-40, with freight shipping

Also LOTS of GUN OIL® Lubricants

PROTIP :  Put both on your Glock.  See what happens.

... well you might call them both penetrating oils of a sort.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

The Wizard Joseph

#26
April 15, 2020, 05:42:03 PM
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

The Wizard Joseph

#27
April 15, 2020, 09:27:25 PM
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Cramulus

#28
April 15, 2020, 09:40:05 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 15, 2020, 09:27:25 PM
One very fragile high-tech Air Force coffee cup

Quote"A self-heating coffee cup is a nice morale-builder for air crews, but it comes at a price."

that's some horror movie shit, right there

Doktor Howl

#29
April 15, 2020, 11:48:15 PM
Donate it to the dems.   :lulz:
Molon Lube
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