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Started by Doktor Howl, April 23, 2020, 05:58:18 PM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Juana on April 24, 2020, 04:30:49 AM
You need it for work the same way you need that dildo, right?

Not exactly.

I mean, we really need these for work.

Because it seems that stuffed human heads are "unethical".
Molon Lube

The Johnny


Are the sinning undead moose and deer from hell coming out from the floor to take you with them?
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Johnny on April 24, 2020, 01:09:59 PM

Are the sinning undead moose and deer from hell coming out from the floor to take you with them?

Yes, but I am fast.  Like a ninja.  WHOOSH
Molon Lube

Junkenstein

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 24, 2020, 05:29:17 AM
Quote from: Juana on April 24, 2020, 04:30:49 AM
You need it for work the same way you need that dildo, right?

Not exactly.

I mean, we really need these for work.

Because it seems that stuffed human heads are "unethical".

Remind me again of your current industry? Arms? And they say ethics? Horseshit. Tell them this is a fucking prime buying market for human heads.

With a small contract ammendment, you could have a heap for free from your existing workforce? Death by natural non work related causes = force majuere we own your head.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Juana

Quote from: Junkenstein on April 25, 2020, 01:08:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 24, 2020, 05:29:17 AM
Quote from: Juana on April 24, 2020, 04:30:49 AM
You need it for work the same way you need that dildo, right?

Not exactly.

I mean, we really need these for work.

Because it seems that stuffed human heads are "unethical".

Remind me again of your current industry? Arms? And they say ethics? Horseshit. Tell them this is a fucking prime buying market for human heads.

With a small contract ammendment, you could have a heap for free from your existing workforce? Death by natural non work related causes = force majuere we own your head.
:lulz:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."