Absolutely not meant for internal use
Been grinding too hard for no reason
Cannot be bothered to stop fapping
Definitely not the demiurge
Easily distracted by memes
Flatulent and unapologetic
Got to got to try a little tenderness
Hastur Hastur Hastur Hastur Hastur
Identity deconstruction enthusiast
Just can't seem to pay attention to normal things
Killed Bill Hicks and ate his soul to make a spiritual point
LMNO has told me to stop and I cannot I will not
My highest academic ambition involves a potatoe and Dan Quayle
Nobody told me what NOT to be growing up and it shows
Obviously has no social consciousness despite being in a society
Probably not the grand singularity of consciousness but won't listen
Quite enamored of a certain rather shady Goddess and works for no pay
Really sad that Ben Mack is still out there breathing air other folks could waste instead
Stopped in the name of love but forgot what to do next
Terrible about inserting cats into mythologies that cats do not want to be in
Underlying lack of self worth leading directly to collecting beanie babies by force
Very much into BDSM but not in a sexual way
Why why am I like this in public fuck sake WHY
Xenophilic, single, and looking to mingle barbarous memes and inauspicious genes
Yeet is one of my favorite neologisms and I use it all the time
Ziggy comics are not a respectful, safe, or stable invocation vehicle for the Aesir apparently
