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2020 predictions
« on: June 05, 2020, 12:39:35 pm »
Just fucking make shit up what the fuck Jesus Christ

https://twitter.com/shugowah/status/1268759506642755584?s=21
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Re: 2020 predictions
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2020, 12:40:30 pm »
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Re: 2020 predictions
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2020, 12:42:28 pm »
https://twitter.com/carterforva/status/1268773466079211520?s=21

Find me a person who could have predicted this shit before the 20th I fucking swear
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Re: 2020 predictions
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2020, 12:47:26 pm »
If Kanye was running a long con on Trump then I am legitimately impressed.
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Re: 2020 predictions
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2020, 12:51:04 pm »
Quote from: altered on June 05, 2020, 12:39:35 pm
Just fucking make shit up what the fuck Jesus Christ

https://twitter.com/shugowah/status/1268759506642755584?s=21

I'm staring at this, blinking... my initial reaction was "huh that sounds like he just chickened out" - but the money sound like that's legit? but I dunno, the man is crazy. After watching his entire Megachurch appearance with Joel Osteen (which is 100% batshit lunacy) I can never perceive him as sane again. He's gotta be playing both sides, or just disconnected from reality, I don't even know.
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Re: 2020 predictions
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2020, 12:54:20 pm »
That's the thing, it's impossible to tell whether he legitimately duped Trump, bought into the crazy, or incorporated it into his own, seemingly very wide-ranging brand of crazy.

Any and all of these are very possible.
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Re: 2020 predictions
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2020, 01:28:18 pm »
Reality isn’t even just breaking down it’s more like we hit some sort of tipping point of Erisian nonsense and now every day is a new horror and a new hilarity literally not one human being alive to see it could have seen coming three days prior.

There’s a photo of a SC national guardsman standing and staring blankly at a wall, like an Oblivion NPC, an hour or two later two national guardsmen get struck my lightning in a barrage that ended smack dab on the Washington monument

We actually Literally invoked the 3rd Amendment can you fucking believe it

This fucking shit with Kanye

Madness, utter fucking madness, I feel fucking rabid
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« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2020, 01:52:49 pm »
yeah (it's possible only Cain will get this, but) it feels like we're living through "The Warp in the West".

Like every possible video game ending to 2016 is happening simultaneously, and also, all the game balance is whacked becuase of items and groups added via DLC.

like history books are gonna go

"Harambe died... and then uhhhhhh several years later, we emerged from the mad times and Kanye was the speaker of the house"
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Re: 2020 predictions
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2020, 01:54:51 pm »
I DEFINITELY GET THE WARP IN THE WEST YOU FUCKIN NERD  :crankey:

No but that’s basically exactly fucking it
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Re: 2020 predictions
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2020, 01:57:45 pm »
Although I do have to say WRT the WitW analogy, I REALLY WANT MY REALITY ALTERING MESOPOTAMIAN GUNDAM THANKS.
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Re: 2020 predictions
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2020, 02:23:39 pm »
Quote from: altered on June 05, 2020, 01:54:51 pm
I DEFINITELY GET THE WARP IN THE WEST YOU FUCKIN NERD  :crankey:

 :lulz:

As soon as I read that I thought "you done fucked up now, boy"
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Re: 2020 predictions
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2020, 09:26:25 pm »
..... #LadyG
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Re: 2020 predictions
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2020, 10:05:07 pm »
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on June 05, 2020, 09:26:25 pm
..... #LadyG
Oh this is going to be good.
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