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Hey TWJ
« on: June 07, 2020, 01:17:21 am »
https://twitter.com/ebooks_goetia

Let’s do some post-Luciferian procedurally generated demonic summonings
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Re: Hey TWJ
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2020, 02:23:49 am »
https://twitter.com/ebooks_goetia

Let’s do some post-Luciferian procedurally generated demonic summonings

Ugh what is this smut!? I'm in!  :evil:

I made a point of not studying the Goetia in detail.If a demonic summoning ever comes up the best one can expect out of me is "You! Owlyboi! You wanna get fucked up by an insane primate with nothing better to do!? Do you have any IDEA where I might leave your sigils or numerologicalizzly summon you? Hope you like Creed asshole!!" But I guess I could take a closer look if it's for them lulz. No promises on consequences tho.
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Re: Hey TWJ
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2020, 02:27:07 am »
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Wow! This is MUCH more advanced than that lesser key shit or whatever. THIS is ART!!
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

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Re: Hey TWJ
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2020, 02:39:32 am »
This is literally Erisian demonology. Let’s go!
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“Ever watch that famous war movie? That’s how it’ll be.”
“Which one?”
“The one where everybody dies.”
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Re: Hey TWJ
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2020, 02:54:16 am »
Well I'm thinkin' this one could bee good for a first grab as a utilityboi for trolls, spies, meme-thieves, counterfeiters, you get the idea. Shit i find it amusing to be taking a copy to "capture" it so to speak. Note it's demon of imitators, not imitation itself. More to be invoked for the doers of the deeds or upon equipment. Might make for a VERY interesting watermark for the propagation of a meme.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

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Re: Hey TWJ
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2020, 05:29:46 am »
Bless this thread.

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Re: Hey TWJ
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2020, 07:09:21 am »
Same people also made a glitch-tarot bot.

https://twitter.com/thelastdeck

Looks like it draws three cards and corrupts them via a variety of methods. This is some next level divination. The distortions themselves are something to read into. The cards are just barely recognizable half the time.

I’m loving this weird ass post-occultism.

Where is Cram? I was a fool to have not looped him in earlier.

Paging Professor Cramulus, Professor Cramulus to the Summoning Circle, Professor Cramulus. We found you some toys.

The most recent one as of making this post was THIS:

https://twitter.com/thelastdeck/status/1269449130990096388?s=21

Take a gander at that. Standard three card read makes that look absolutely mad.

The Magician, more or less unaltered.
Death, divided and rearranged lengthwise and covered in what I can only interpret as notes or flyers.
The Hierophant (check the number), dissolving into a weird obelisk and misting off the bottom.
« Last Edit: June 07, 2020, 07:16:46 am by altered »
“I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me.”

“Ever watch that famous war movie? That’s how it’ll be.”
“Which one?”
“The one where everybody dies.”
— Blood Standard, Laird Barron

Remember the fall of Yin Tu.

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Re: Hey TWJ
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2020, 12:47:26 pm »
My favourite so far is Doctor VJESTAZEL, demon of flowcharts

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« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2020, 06:01:15 pm »
So looking around and through some somewhatrelated threads I found this.

https://twitter.com/MythologyBot

I'm guessing this is a similar method for written concepts. Like mythological premise just begging for detail to be filled in. Might make for an interesting writing challenge to have MythologyBot generate a statement and then have folks tell stories and describe metaphysical systems that at least symbolically fit in some sense. The random serial number generator is of course part of what you are to interpret. Genre would be up to the writer or agreed upon by those in the challenges.

"A2494.16.4 Enmity between bird and lizard." would be incorrect because the line breaks likewise seem semi-randomized.

It must be:

"A2494.16.4
Enmity between bird
and lizard."

in consideration.

Quote
A2494.16.4
Enmity between bird
and lizard.

Quote
H1382.2.1
Quest
for unknown lines
of poem.

Quote
J2131.3
Numskull injures his limbs.

Quote
A1263.5
Man created
from animal horns
 that bloomed
and bore him
as fruit.

For extra spice you could make a divinatory interpretation if you add the date and time of posting as a factor.

Quote
A1388.1
Hate released among mankind.
5:44 AM · Jun 5, 2020
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl