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Started by Junkenstein, July 09, 2020, 06:38:37 PM

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Doktor Howl

I spiked a 101.5 temperature today in 45 minutes.

The good news is my stomach is in an uproar, so it looks like a stomach flu rather than the plague.

That's where we are:  "Thank god I have the shits."
Molon Lube

Junkenstein

That's the perfect slogan for the horrible times. It sets the tone of the new age nicely.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Chelagoras The Boulder

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 16, 2020, 05:11:01 PM
I spiked a 101.5 temperature today in 45 minutes.

The good news is my stomach is in an uproar, so it looks like a stomach flu rather than the plague.

That's where we are:  "Thank god I have the shits."
That sucks Dok. Hope it all turns out alright
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

Q. G. Pennyworth

The Shits are a potential symptom. Get Thine Brain Swabbed.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 17, 2020, 08:28:24 PM
The Shits are a potential symptom. Get Thine Brain Swabbed.

Fever gone, shits gone.  I'm thinking it was that bastard flu, but I had my shot and I seem to have shaken it.
Molon Lube

Faust

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 18, 2020, 05:51:35 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 17, 2020, 08:28:24 PM
The Shits are a potential symptom. Get Thine Brain Swabbed.

Fever gone, shits gone.  I'm thinking it was that bastard flu, but I had my shot and I seem to have shaken it.

Strangely coincidental that it should happen at the same time the authorities stepped in and shut down the doomsday project
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Cramulus

somehow, MY toilet is clogged ???

Thanks a lot, Dok

I'm not even mad, I'm impressed.

chaotic neutral observer

Quote from: Cramulus on October 19, 2020, 02:59:28 PM
somehow, MY toilet is clogged ???

Thanks a lot, Dok

I'm not even mad, I'm impressed.

Dok has recently been experimenting with non-local phenomena.

I don't understand exactly what "non-local" means, but quantum tunnelling allows objects to poop out of existence at one place, and poop back into existence elsewhere.  The probability of such an event decreases rapidly with increasing mass and distance, but it never quite reaches zero.

No one is safe.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on October 19, 2020, 03:58:26 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 19, 2020, 02:59:28 PM
somehow, MY toilet is clogged ???

Thanks a lot, Dok

I'm not even mad, I'm impressed.

Dok has recently been experimenting with non-local phenomena.

I don't understand exactly what "non-local" means, but quantum tunnelling allows objects to poop out of existence at one place, and poop back into existence elsewhere.  The probability of such an event decreases rapidly with increasing mass and distance, but it never quite reaches zero.

No one is safe.

One day, I will clog everyone's toilet.
Molon Lube

Trivial

Relative of my boss got covid and the only symptom he has so far is lack of taste.  Smell is ok.  So he's going around trying things and reporting what they are like, apparently bananas are gross now, coffee is ok.

Now he's wants to try Malort, because maybe it's better this way.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Cain

I've always thought bananas were gross and coffee is OK.

Oh god, have I had covid my entire life?

The Johnny

Quote from: Cain on October 20, 2020, 04:49:00 PM
I've always thought bananas were gross and coffee is OK.

Oh god, have I had covid my entire life?

Always has been.

<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Doktor Howl

Turned out I had influenza.  I'm better now.
Molon Lube

chaotic neutral observer

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2020, 06:28:43 PM
Turned out I had influenza.  I'm better now.

I'm glad you're okay.

But, when you discover a group of first-graders playing hide-and-seek in the Pentagon War Room, your relief at confirming that they weren't there to spy on the Big Board should be tempered with concern over the security lapse that made it possible for them to get in there in the first place.

If you could catch the flu, you can catch the plague.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on October 21, 2020, 02:35:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2020, 06:28:43 PM
Turned out I had influenza.  I'm better now.

I'm glad you're okay.

But, when you discover a group of first-graders playing hide-and-seek in the Pentagon War Room, your relief at confirming that they weren't there to spy on the Big Board should be tempered with concern over the security lapse that made it possible for them to get in there in the first place.

If you could catch the flu, you can catch the plague.

I can always catch the plague.  I've taken sensible precautions, but it all comes down to a lottery.
Molon Lube