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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #90 on: July 15, 2020, 06:51:53 pm »
if we're choosing bloodborne roles, I wanna be horny old Gehrman.

he crushes on Lady Maria so hard that he builds his own RealDoll... and then lends it out to people.

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« Reply #91 on: July 15, 2020, 06:59:09 pm »
I, of course, am The Keeper of the Old Lords, because I get the coolest witch hat, all the edginess I could ask for, and a neat way to light cigarettes.
“I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me.”

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

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« Reply #92 on: July 15, 2020, 07:07:00 pm »
So my car's computer shat in traffic yesterday, which is awesome for a "fly by wire" vehicle.

I will have my revenge on 2020.
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« Reply #93 on: July 15, 2020, 07:31:00 pm »
Different universe, Johnny!

You’re the Celestial Emissary.

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<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

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« Reply #94 on: July 15, 2020, 07:38:55 pm »
She’s a sweetheart, huh?

Also, Howl, in all honesty, you need to just start to make your peace with God.

You know?

By upper-decking his toilet.



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“I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me.”

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

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« Reply #95 on: July 15, 2020, 08:36:54 pm »
She’s a sweetheart, huh?

Also, Howl, in all honesty, you need to just start to make your peace with God.

You know?

By upper-decking his toilet.



Again.

Woop woop! 

I mean, if I'm gonna burn, I may as well have fun on the way.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #96 on: July 15, 2020, 11:06:37 pm »
I've spent the last while going through the testimonials about Warren Ellis

https://www.somanyofus.com/

They are depressing, paint a picture of a gross, needy and controlling little man who preyed on his groupies.
But it looks like he knew where to draw the line: I don't see any that suggest he either insinuated access or media contacts. He did consistently plug these women in his emails blogs etc, which is the tangential way of using his prestige to both endear and control them but its not the same as saying, I will send this on to X person, though some of these women did form contacts through this vicarious method with comic book industry people it is through them being contacted by others in the industry off their own bat after seeing the plug in warrens email, to me that's not the same.
There's a pattern of manipulation, as a form of abuse, but nothing like sexual abuse or anything, though there is consistent pesting.

He's a scumbag, but what I said previously about him never working again, there's no smoking gun like that or even a suggestion of it. In fact a lot of the testimonials are pushing for him to confront and grow because they still think he could be a good voice in the comics industry to do good.


I dont think I feel like reading anything of his for a while, and may not again, but hopefully the good these women seeks come of that. When people talk about Cancel culture, I really like these womens approach, they both want him to own what he did, confront it, grow and be a positive voice through the reach he has.
I guess that wouldnt be possible if he was a rapist or something, he didn't do anything illegal, just shitty.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #97 on: July 20, 2020, 08:26:49 pm »
My fiance's mom and her sister have both gotten into The Secret.

Eris, give me strength.




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« Reply #98 on: July 20, 2020, 08:28:32 pm »
Clap back with extensive quotes from The Celestine Prophecy.

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« Reply #99 on: July 20, 2020, 08:31:18 pm »
I don’t know what either of these things is and I want to be told in a way that is just wrong enough that if I talk about it I’ll give everyone who knows about them a fucking aneurysm on the goddamned spot
“I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me.”

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

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« Reply #100 on: July 20, 2020, 08:33:28 pm »
I don't know who needs to know about this, but somebody started a parody "Humans of New York" FB page using AI-generated text and images.

I present to you, "Bots of New York".

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« Reply #101 on: July 20, 2020, 08:44:08 pm »
I seriously just about shat myself and then just about died shortly afterwards Jesus fucking Christ LOOK AT THIS SHIT
“I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me.”

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

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« Reply #102 on: July 20, 2020, 08:44:41 pm »
The best part about these is they read like old Clickhole stuff
“I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me.”

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

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« Reply #103 on: July 20, 2020, 09:25:11 pm »
these are great :lulz: :lulz:

https://www.facebook.com/botsofnewyork/videos/1261241087414521/

just keeps getting weirder




I don’t know what either of these things is and I want to be told in a way that is just wrong enough that if I talk about it I’ll give everyone who knows about them a fucking aneurysm on the goddamned spot

The Secret is a book about the Law of Attraction, which is basically like secular witchcraft, but they don't see it that way. Think Sigilization, but instead of occult aesthetic, it's Live, Laugh, Love aesthetic. You make a dream board with pictures of beach houses and, because you visualized it, the universe will give it to you. So if you're miserable, just cheer up. Your sadness attracts negative energy, so knock it off.

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« Reply #104 on: July 20, 2020, 09:30:04 pm »
Unfortunately I know too much about the Law of Attraction and its cousins (contagion, recurrence/memory, etc) for that explanation to allow me to really desperately upset people the way I need.

It's too late now, you ruined the only chance i had to greatly misunderstand something
“I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me.”

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.