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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #195 on: July 30, 2020, 07:42:41 pm »
It’s okay: I said orthology when I meant orthography, because I’m a dipshit.

Also, guess who appears to have had a cardiac event today!
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #196 on: July 30, 2020, 07:51:26 pm »
Fuck.  You ok?
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #197 on: July 30, 2020, 07:59:41 pm »
Unknown. Probably won’t know until I keel over or something, I still have no health insurance.

I recognized the chest and left shoulder pain when breathing, the shakiness and the indigestion. I sat the fuck down, went into deep breaths autopilot, and made a point of moving slow like a sloth and not lifting a goddamn thing for the rest of the day.

I have intermittent pain spikes at random in my head, neck and chest, but they’re mild, short lived and have no obvious correlation with anything I’m doing at the time. I have told everyone what’s happening, and my current limitations.

This came on while having a panic attack AND helping a new roommate move stuff that is far too heavy for me, so it isn’t weird that it happened. I’m just sick of this fucking bullshit.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #198 on: July 30, 2020, 08:25:01 pm »
Quote from: altered on July 30, 2020, 07:59:41 pm
Unknown. Probably won’t know until I keel over or something, I still have no health insurance.

I recognized the chest and left shoulder pain when breathing, the shakiness and the indigestion. I sat the fuck down, went into deep breaths autopilot, and made a point of moving slow like a sloth and not lifting a goddamn thing for the rest of the day.

I have intermittent pain spikes at random in my head, neck and chest, but they’re mild, short lived and have no obvious correlation with anything I’m doing at the time. I have told everyone what’s happening, and my current limitations.

This came on while having a panic attack AND helping a new roommate move stuff that is far too heavy for me, so it isn’t weird that it happened. I’m just sick of this fucking bullshit.

Fuck. Goddamn fucking fuck.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #199 on: July 30, 2020, 08:45:59 pm »
Like Howl said before, God can’t just let me have nice things unless he can drizzle diarrhea all over them first.

Homelessness conquered, but survival still uncertain. Just like American Jesus intended.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #200 on: July 30, 2020, 09:31:26 pm »
My injury count for this week:

Chemical burns, right index finger and thumb
Cat scratches, back of right hand
Cut to bone, left index fingertip
Mild concussion from partially disassembled table, top center of skull
Fucking cardiac event, my damn chest

And I still have ... 3 hours to go before the week ends.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #201 on: July 30, 2020, 10:17:45 pm »
Quote from: altered on July 30, 2020, 07:59:41 pm
Unknown. Probably won’t know until I keel over or something, I still have no health insurance.

I recognized the chest and left shoulder pain when breathing, the shakiness and the indigestion. I sat the fuck down, went into deep breaths autopilot, and made a point of moving slow like a sloth and not lifting a goddamn thing for the rest of the day.

I have intermittent pain spikes at random in my head, neck and chest, but they’re mild, short lived and have no obvious correlation with anything I’m doing at the time. I have told everyone what’s happening, and my current limitations.

This came on while having a panic attack AND helping a new roommate move stuff that is far too heavy for me, so it isn’t weird that it happened. I’m just sick of this fucking bullshit.
Shit, girl.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #202 on: July 30, 2020, 11:21:18 pm »
I’m better for the ost part now, but my limbs have decreased in strength from “20 lbs maximum per hand” to “five might be overdoing it a little idk”

I tried to lift a duffel bag that had nothing but socks and a pack of cigarettes in it and my body told me that carrying it meant I had to lean over at a 45 degree angle and hold my arm at full extension. Which made it feel weightless, but tugging annoyingly at my fingers as I walked.

I don’t know if I can get used to that, but apparently (yes my doctor is google shut up shut up) after a two to three week period I can use stairs again, so maybe it’ll improve to my normal wimpiness instead of this super sucky sleepy poltergeist wimpiness.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #203 on: July 30, 2020, 11:55:04 pm »
This whole Altered having a bad heart thing does not sit well with me. Someone please make this better.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #204 on: July 31, 2020, 03:15:45 am »
3 more cases at work, for a total of 19, with two deaths.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #205 on: July 31, 2020, 03:17:51 am »
Waiting room is full.  Bovine19 seems to be RWHN. 
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #206 on: July 31, 2020, 06:54:08 am »
 :lulz: he’s a COVID truther now???

Of course he fucking is
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #207 on: July 31, 2020, 07:38:08 am »
Worse than that, it's an attempted pun.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #208 on: July 31, 2020, 08:04:17 am »
He’s really let himself go.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #209 on: July 31, 2020, 08:16:58 am »
Sorry to hear about Altered's heart troubles. Hope you can get the help you need.

Also it breaks my heart that we don't actually produce any scented candles, cuz these names are fucking GOLD.
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