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Doktor Howl

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #255 on: August 06, 2020, 04:51:45 pm »
Are we all just gonna sit here and ignore our assets?
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #256 on: August 06, 2020, 04:58:11 pm »
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on August 06, 2020, 02:21:08 pm
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Has anyone else found the murder hornets thread of the pandemic mildly disappointing?

700,000 people have died from this pandemic.

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #257 on: August 06, 2020, 05:23:14 pm »
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2020, 04:51:45 pm
Are we all just gonna sit here and ignore our assets?

 :? I don't know what you mean exactly.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #258 on: August 06, 2020, 09:54:27 pm »
Today I learned that there is a lot of people who think the USSR were the good guys at the end of WWII and the Cold War, and I don't have the patience to tell them that they don't need to pick that side just because America is shit.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #259 on: August 06, 2020, 10:03:34 pm »
Ah, tankies

I hate them
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #260 on: August 07, 2020, 04:23:30 pm »
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 06, 2020, 05:23:14 pm
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2020, 04:51:45 pm
Are we all just gonna sit here and ignore our assets?

 :? I don't know what you mean exactly.

Towards the end, RWHN began to refer to children as "our assets".
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #261 on: August 07, 2020, 06:54:49 pm »
good god i forgot that shit
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“I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me.”

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #262 on: August 08, 2020, 03:28:57 am »
I have a specter of death haunting the other residents of my building, who invite a bunch of friends over without masks to bitch about the COVID hoax.

I’m wondering how best to tell him food has arrived without disrupting the Ominous Aura.
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“I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me.”

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #263 on: August 08, 2020, 08:40:31 pm »
Quote from: altered on August 08, 2020, 03:28:57 am
I have a specter of death haunting the other residents of my building, who invite a bunch of friends over without masks to bitch about the COVID hoax.

I’m wondering how best to tell him food has arrived without disrupting the Ominous Aura.
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“I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me.”

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #264 on: August 09, 2020, 03:29:30 pm »
It's 95F in London. Everything is horrible and I want to die in a freezer.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #265 on: August 09, 2020, 04:23:26 pm »
Saskatoon hit 34 C last week; this morning we're at +13, with today's forecast at 22.

Saskatchewan normally has screwy weather, but there's something off this year.  Y'know how beans are stupidly easy to grow?  I had a germination rate of about 50% and what came up isn't doing well.  On the other hand, my carrots often come up patchy, so I sometimes need to reseed some sections two or three times.  This year, they all came up beautifully, on the first planting, and are now threatening to invade the adjacent rows of onions.

I really should stop fertilizing them, for everyone's safety, but they said that if I did that, they would eat the neighbour's cat for nutrients
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #266 on: August 09, 2020, 04:28:11 pm »
London's summer weather has been off as well. Last week was like 22C and overcast, as had most of the summer. But we get occasional days - or in this case, a whole week - where everything goes insane. It's been 95F from Friday and will be until this Friday, and we're also due to have serious thunderstorms from tomorrow onwards.

Usually there will be a thunderstorm at the end of a heatwave, but cocurrent with it, for multiple days? That just doesn't happen here.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #267 on: August 09, 2020, 10:15:28 pm »
Quote from: Cain on August 09, 2020, 03:29:30 pm
It's 95F in London. Everything is horrible and I want to die in a freezer.

Thats disgusting even for mid-Mexico standards. I can easily bear up to 32C if the humidity is below 30%, but anything beyond that i just want to cry and hug an ice bag.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #268 on: August 09, 2020, 10:59:13 pm »
I do best in the 40-60 F range (40 without wind, 60 with wind).

I spent about a week in the 100-105 F range in Texas. And I had to wear a hoodie outside, in the sun, cause of a skin condition.

It just isn't fair.
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“I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me.”

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #269 on: August 10, 2020, 12:11:48 am »
Quote from: Cain on August 09, 2020, 03:29:30 pm
It's 95F in London. Everything is horrible and I want to die in a freezer.

*Laughs in 113F*

*died last week*
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