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The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: Suu on November 27, 2020, 09:50:22 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on November 27, 2020, 05:10:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 27, 2020, 04:31:06 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on November 26, 2020, 11:27:06 AM
There has to be some way to drop a death curse on the rooster that decided 1 a.m. was the time to begin crowing, and then continue crowing for 4 and a half hours nonstop so far. I just want to force-choke the little fucker or something.

Out here in the desert, we use a cleaver.

Dude if I knew where the little fucker was I would show up at the doorstep of the owner with $50 and a cleaver. My bet is a fine meal and solid night of sleep would result.

Do not fuck with a rooster in New Orleans. Trust me on this, they use them for voodoo sacrifices.

Bought and paid for. Legit transaction. I give the spirits half and a side of mashed potatoes, but apparently this rooster is quite notorious and I could be be seen as doing the community a favor.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Suu

Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on November 28, 2020, 01:19:21 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 27, 2020, 09:50:22 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on November 27, 2020, 05:10:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 27, 2020, 04:31:06 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on November 26, 2020, 11:27:06 AM
There has to be some way to drop a death curse on the rooster that decided 1 a.m. was the time to begin crowing, and then continue crowing for 4 and a half hours nonstop so far. I just want to force-choke the little fucker or something.

Out here in the desert, we use a cleaver.

Dude if I knew where the little fucker was I would show up at the doorstep of the owner with $50 and a cleaver. My bet is a fine meal and solid night of sleep would result.

Do not fuck with a rooster in New Orleans. Trust me on this, they use them for voodoo sacrifices.

Bought and paid for. Legit transaction. I give the spirits half and a side of mashed potatoes, but apparently this rooster is quite notorious and I could be be seen as doing the community a favor.

Look, I don't make the rules, I'm just saying you may not want to piss off the wrong person while you're down there.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

P3nT4gR4m

Producer friend of mine is sitting on a script for a short that, imo, is pure f'kin gold. If she can wrangle the funding I'll be a full blown animation studio, rather than just another pair of hands in the vfx credits. How the fuck do I keep getting myself into these ridiculous situations :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

The pure and wholesome love of Baby Jesus.

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: Cain on November 28, 2020, 01:47:45 PM
The pure and wholesome love of Baby Jesus.

... I wonder what the bootleg market for that stuff is. I may have a tight but consistent Source for the pure stuff. If I stomp on it real hard I could really clean up on the street level trade and darkweb biz.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Suu

Blocked from Twitter again, this time for hurting Rand Paul's feelings, so I call it a win.

I get Facebook back on Thursday, at least.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

rong

ok, which one of you is responsible for THIS?
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Suu

Quote from: rong on December 04, 2020, 02:17:03 AM
ok, which one of you is responsible for THIS?

Not me, but I need that deck.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

chaotic neutral observer

In the Time Before, I took walks by the river during my lunch break.  Not the pleasantly curated asphalt trails, favoured by joggers, but the behind-paths, the under-paths, with trees and rocks and mud and sinkholes and hostile squirrels.

Now, in the Plague Time, I work from home, far from the river.  I take my walks in the cold blackness of the Canadian pre-dawn, along the side-roads and alleys and those pedestrian bypasses used only by dog-walkers and schoolchildren.

I have learned to hate motion-sensitive lights.  I like walking in the dark.  Being blasted in the face at random by a floodlamp is a declaration of war.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on December 08, 2020, 04:26:25 PM
I take my walks in the cold blackness of the Canadian pre-dawn

You need to narrow that down some.  That could be hours, days, or months.
Molon Lube

chaotic neutral observer

Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 08, 2020, 04:28:37 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on December 08, 2020, 04:26:25 PM
I take my walks in the cold blackness of the Canadian pre-dawn

You need to narrow that down some.  That could be hours, days, or months.
Hey, I'm not that far north.  Saskatoon hardly ever gets less than 8 hours of daylight.

Today's walk: 06:58 - 07:28.
Today's sunrise: 08:59.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Doktor Howl

Cain,

Betty99 in the waiting room LOOKS like a bot, but the IP comes up fairly normal.  I'll leave that one to you or Faust.
Molon Lube

Cain

I saw spam reports for the IP and the email domain address, so I've blacklisted the latter.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cain on December 15, 2020, 11:29:09 PM
I saw spam reports for the IP and the email domain address, so I've blacklisted the latter.

I've been banning bots with addresses in Russia and India with email addies ending in "greatbigdickpills.com", but sometimes I gotta leave it to the experts.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cain on November 28, 2020, 01:47:45 PM
The pure and wholesome love of Baby Jesus.

By which he means we haven't had a Baby Jesus video in 12 years or so.
Molon Lube