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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #510 on: November 28, 2020, 01:19:21 am »
There has to be some way to drop a death curse on the rooster that decided 1 a.m. was the time to begin crowing, and then continue crowing for 4 and a half hours nonstop so far. I just want to force-choke the little fucker or something.

Out here in the desert, we use a cleaver.

Dude if I knew where the little fucker was I would show up at the doorstep of the owner with $50 and a cleaver. My bet is a fine meal and solid night of sleep would result.

Do not fuck with a rooster in New Orleans. Trust me on this, they use them for voodoo sacrifices.

Bought and paid for. Legit transaction. I give the spirits half and a side of mashed potatoes, but apparently this rooster is quite notorious and I could be be seen as doing the community a favor.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #511 on: November 28, 2020, 01:28:33 am »
There has to be some way to drop a death curse on the rooster that decided 1 a.m. was the time to begin crowing, and then continue crowing for 4 and a half hours nonstop so far. I just want to force-choke the little fucker or something.

Out here in the desert, we use a cleaver.

Dude if I knew where the little fucker was I would show up at the doorstep of the owner with $50 and a cleaver. My bet is a fine meal and solid night of sleep would result.

Do not fuck with a rooster in New Orleans. Trust me on this, they use them for voodoo sacrifices.

Bought and paid for. Legit transaction. I give the spirits half and a side of mashed potatoes, but apparently this rooster is quite notorious and I could be be seen as doing the community a favor.

Look, I don't make the rules, I'm just saying you may not want to piss off the wrong person while you're down there.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #512 on: November 28, 2020, 07:38:24 am »
Producer friend of mine is sitting on a script for a short that, imo, is pure f'kin gold. If she can wrangle the funding I'll be a full blown animation studio, rather than just another pair of hands in the vfx credits. How the fuck do I keep getting myself into these ridiculous situations :lulz:
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #513 on: November 28, 2020, 01:47:45 pm »
The pure and wholesome love of Baby Jesus.

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #514 on: November 28, 2020, 05:28:09 pm »
The pure and wholesome love of Baby Jesus.

... I wonder what the bootleg market for that stuff is. I may have a tight but consistent Source for the pure stuff. If I stomp on it real hard I could really clean up on the street level trade and darkweb biz.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #515 on: November 30, 2020, 06:36:28 pm »
Blocked from Twitter again, this time for hurting Rand Paul's feelings, so I call it a win.

I get Facebook back on Thursday, at least.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #516 on: December 04, 2020, 02:17:03 am »
ok, which one of you is responsible for THIS?
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #517 on: December 04, 2020, 10:06:47 pm »
ok, which one of you is responsible for THIS?

Not me, but I need that deck.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #518 on: December 08, 2020, 04:26:25 pm »
In the Time Before, I took walks by the river during my lunch break.  Not the pleasantly curated asphalt trails, favoured by joggers, but the behind-paths, the under-paths, with trees and rocks and mud and sinkholes and hostile squirrels.

Now, in the Plague Time, I work from home, far from the river.  I take my walks in the cold blackness of the Canadian pre-dawn, along the side-roads and alleys and those pedestrian bypasses used only by dog-walkers and schoolchildren.

I have learned to hate motion-sensitive lights.  I like walking in the dark.  Being blasted in the face at random by a floodlamp is a declaration of war.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #519 on: December 08, 2020, 04:28:37 pm »
I take my walks in the cold blackness of the Canadian pre-dawn

You need to narrow that down some.  That could be hours, days, or months.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #520 on: December 08, 2020, 05:16:31 pm »
I take my walks in the cold blackness of the Canadian pre-dawn

You need to narrow that down some.  That could be hours, days, or months.
Hey, I'm not that far north.  Saskatoon hardly ever gets less than 8 hours of daylight.

Today's walk: 06:58 - 07:28.
Today's sunrise: 08:59.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #521 on: December 15, 2020, 09:05:01 pm »
Cain,

Betty99 in the waiting room LOOKS like a bot, but the IP comes up fairly normal.  I'll leave that one to you or Faust.
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« Reply #522 on: December 15, 2020, 11:29:09 pm »
I saw spam reports for the IP and the email domain address, so I've blacklisted the latter.

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« Reply #523 on: December 16, 2020, 03:12:44 am »
I saw spam reports for the IP and the email domain address, so I've blacklisted the latter.

I've been banning bots with addresses in Russia and India with email addies ending in "greatbigdickpills.com", but sometimes I gotta leave it to the experts.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #524 on: December 16, 2020, 03:13:15 am »
The pure and wholesome love of Baby Jesus.

By which he means we haven't had a Baby Jesus video in 12 years or so.
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