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Seven Butts
« on: July 11, 2020, 02:33:48 am »
Today is seven butts
And that may sound like a lot
But its important to remember
That there are days that are significantly butt-ier
Days of dozens, thousands, millions of butts
The kind of days where you cant seem to get out of bed
For the weight of all the butts on top of you
Infinite butts stretching out into the horizon
Obscuring the sun and moon and all the stars
Not leaving the slightest glimmer
In the fart-scented dark

Today is just seven butts.

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Re: Seven Butts
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2020, 01:03:39 pm »
this speaks to me




specifically:




to my ass

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Re: Seven Butts
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2020, 08:09:38 pm »
This is the year of twenty billion butts.

Annus anus, if you will.
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Re: Seven Butts
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2020, 03:28:29 am »

Anus mundi  8)
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Re: Seven Butts
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2020, 08:47:16 am »
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Re: Seven Butts
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2020, 06:10:16 pm »
2020, anu domini.