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Started by RevFuggit, January 21, 2005, 04:46:56 AM

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Slarti

#15
January 25, 2005, 12:15:24 AM
lol, i'm quite surprised you took me seriously?

Crus

#16
January 29, 2005, 05:17:07 AM
Quote
three thousand frogs
when all you need is a toad.
(Stick Figure Ninja : four frames of fun, Thu 5 Aug, 23:51, Reply)

Isn't that ironic? It's like ten billion forks on your wedding day, or toast and jam when all you need is a poly-propylene based polymer. Or something.

Sorry. Gettin' the crazies again...
(The Neville : Tetriatic Underscore Factory, Thu 5 Aug, 23:54, Reply)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/3560997
I broke my destiny.
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To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today.
Isaac Asimov

There ain't no easy way out

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#17
January 29, 2005, 05:55:30 AM
Quote from: HotsumaIrony: Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs.
Kind of like expecting rock stars to treat the English language the same way English Professors do?
QuoteIt´s like rain on your wedding day: that's not ironic, thats just crappy luck.
The ironic thing is that people expect 'nice' weather on their wedding day
QuoteIt´s a free ride when you´ve already paid: not ironic either, just crappy luck again.
Ironic to the person you paid, you get for free what you already paid for and they aren't out anything.
QuoteIt´s the good advice that you just didn´t take: that's not ironic, that's just stupid. somebody gave you good advice and you didn't take it.
It's ironic to the person who gave you the advice.  Plus they get to say'I told you so:P
QuoteA traffic jam when you´re already late: that's morning commute in L.A.
No, what's ironic is that never fucking happens when you are 15 minutes early.  The you are standing around for 15 minutes with your thumb up your ass because you were stupid enough to leave early enough to allow for a fucking traffic jam that never happens
QuoteIt´s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife: W...T...F...mate...
Where I work we have the opposite problem.  We get lots of take out.  Noone ever used their knives, they just stuck them somewhere in the lunch room area.  At one point we had like 50 plastic knives, no spoons, forks or even sporks but we had 50 knives.  You can cut with a spoon if you have to, but you can't eat soup with a knife.
QuoteIt´s meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife: crappy luck...again.
That is just stupid.  How do  you know he's the man of your dreams if you don't know him well enough to know he is married?
Quote'Ironic': the song title is the only ironic thing about the song.
:shock:  :roll:  :?  :roll:
Except that now I don't know if anything I just said made any sense because the word ironic has lost all meaning.  Is LMNO hiding in here somewhere?!?

Zurtok Khan

#18
January 29, 2005, 06:15:49 AM
*takes a que from St. Hugh (he who is a shit head whom I love!)*

*stabs Eldora*

*stabs LMNO*

*stabs everyone else*

*frolics with St. Hugh*
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#19
January 29, 2005, 06:29:43 AM
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.*takes a que from St. Hugh (he who is a shit head whom I love!)*

*stabs Eldora*

*stabs LMNO*

*stabs everyone else*

*frolics with St. Hugh*
<in a sing song voice>
I'm wearing chain mail under there........
.......I just made you say underwear!!!
</in a sing song voice>

*stabs Zooturk thrice and thrice again for all of us and all else*

ps wtf did I do this time :(

Hoshiko

#20
January 29, 2005, 06:47:26 AM
Quote from: Slartibartfastlol, i'm quite surprised you took me seriously?

Let's all lol, shall we?
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

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She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

Horab Fibslager

#21
January 29, 2005, 11:17:34 AM
Quote from: Hoshiko
Quote from: Slartibartfastlol, i'm quite surprised you took me seriously?

Let's all lol, shall we?

lol to all and to all a lol night! fuckers!
Hell is other people.

Zurtok Khan

#22
January 30, 2005, 08:16:59 AM
*fucks Horab*

I dunno Eld, I just felt that you needed it.

*gang rapes Horab*
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Horab Fibslager

#23
January 30, 2005, 08:41:12 AM
thanks i think. was it good for you?
Hell is other people.

Zurtok Khan

#24
January 30, 2005, 08:45:19 AM
It was great for me.

Did you enjoy the gang raping by my multiple personalities?
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Malaul

#25
January 30, 2005, 04:32:28 PM
Quote from: Mahatma ZurtokLol, I'm quite surprised you took me seriously.

(Note to self:  Find a goat)
you know, we DO just happen to have one of those here,...   ::halo::
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock
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