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Seven Butts

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, July 11, 2020, 02:33:48 AM

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Q. G. Pennyworth

July 11, 2020, 02:33:48 AM
Today is seven butts
And that may sound like a lot
But it's important to remember
That there are days that are significantly butt-ier
Days of dozens, thousands, millions of butts
The kind of days where you can't seem to get out of bed
For the weight of all the butts on top of you
Infinite butts stretching out into the horizon
Obscuring the sun and moon and all the stars
Not leaving the slightest glimmer
In the fart-scented dark

Today is just seven butts.

Cramulus

#1
July 11, 2020, 01:03:39 PM
this speaks to me




specifically:




to my ass

chaotic neutral observer

#2
July 11, 2020, 08:09:38 PM
This is the year of twenty billion butts.

Annus anus, if you will.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

The Johnny

#3
July 12, 2020, 03:28:29 AM

Anus mundi  8)
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Bwana Honolulu

#4
July 12, 2020, 08:47:16 AM
His Quasaric Sphericity Bwana Honolulu,
Supremest Commander of Suicide Commando Ω−,
Ruler of everything, everything else and nothing again,
Greatgrandpapapope and Metagodemperor in Zimmer523,
Grand Admiracle of the mounted naval cavalry at sea,
Reichsminister für Popularpodicifikation,
Keeper of the holy Q.

bugmenоt

#5
July 15, 2020, 06:10:16 PM
2020, anu domini.
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