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Started by village idiot, August 07, 2020, 05:54:06 PM

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chaotic neutral observer

#135
August 10, 2020, 08:33:15 PM
Quote from: village idiot on August 10, 2020, 08:27:57 PM
you 2 are a bunch of immature entps,

Oh, yeah?  Well I bet your IQ is a prime number.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

The Wizard Joseph

#136
August 10, 2020, 08:38:41 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on August 10, 2020, 08:33:15 PM
Quote from: village idiot on August 10, 2020, 08:27:57 PM
you 2 are a bunch of immature entps,

Oh, yeah?  Well I bet your IQ is a prime number.

Oh, yeah? Well I bet YOUR IQ is an irrational number.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

chaotic neutral observer

#137
August 10, 2020, 08:41:23 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 10, 2020, 08:38:41 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on August 10, 2020, 08:33:15 PM
Quote from: village idiot on August 10, 2020, 08:27:57 PM
you 2 are a bunch of immature entps,

Oh, yeah?  Well I bet your IQ is a prime number.

Oh, yeah? Well I bet YOUR IQ is an irrational number.

Damn straight.  It's so irrational, it's transcendental.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

altered

#138
August 10, 2020, 08:49:52 PM
BUNCH of FUCKING amateurs.

My IQ is imaginary. I'm not real. I don't exist. Goodbye.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Bovine19

#139
August 10, 2020, 08:59:18 PM
Non-existent intelligence, nice!

Doktor Howl

#140
August 10, 2020, 08:59:41 PM
Molon Lube

Junkenstein

#141
August 10, 2020, 09:07:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2020, 05:04:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 10, 2020, 03:41:03 PM
No Roger, you see, you should be his therapist for free.

I can do that.  YMMV.

You know, if you set up a patreon, cameo and whatever else the kids use to make Internet cash now, you could probably make a small fortune. At least 15% or so of the stalkers are far gone enough to pay for the privilege.

Take your standard rp/rwhn/dk, they'd throw you a fiver a week just to tell you WHAT and not even realise what's happening.

Standard 10% cut when implemented.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

village idiot

#142
August 10, 2020, 09:12:03 PM
Quote from: altered on August 07, 2020, 08:05:01 PM
Reminds me of LuciferX.

nope, this is what i'm getting from you. still have fuck all idea who luciferx is.

The Wizard Joseph

#143
August 10, 2020, 09:15:24 PM
Quote from: village idiot on August 10, 2020, 09:12:03 PM
Quote from: altered on August 07, 2020, 08:05:01 PM
Reminds me of LuciferX.

nope, this is what i'm getting from you. still have fuck all idea who luciferx is.

It's what you get when you cross Lucifer with a finicky gargabe disposal that backs up a lot.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

altered

#144
August 10, 2020, 09:29:00 PM
Village Idiot is, I have to admit, more coherent than LuciferX. Not enormously so, but, well... small victories.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Doktor Howl

#145
August 10, 2020, 10:43:07 PM
Quote from: altered on August 10, 2020, 09:29:00 PM
Village Idiot is, I have to admit, more coherent than LuciferX. Not enormously so, but, well... small victories.

He is far clearer when he says nothing.
Molon Lube

bugmenоt

#146
August 11, 2020, 12:01:23 AM Last Edit: August 11, 2020, 12:04:26 AM by bugmenоt
Quote from: village idiot on August 10, 2020, 09:12:03 PM
nope, this is what i'm getting from you. still have fuck all idea who luciferx is.

I guess then you must have missed the thread where they're all mocking you. Not this one, the other one.

village idiot

#147
August 11, 2020, 03:16:59 PM
Quote from: bugmenоt on August 11, 2020, 12:01:23 AM
Quote from: village idiot on August 10, 2020, 09:12:03 PM
nope, this is what i'm getting from you. still have fuck all idea who luciferx is.

I guess then you must have missed the thread where they're all mocking you. Not this one, the other one.

oh shit, a bunch of noobs, mocking me. i'm alarmed.

chaotic neutral observer

#148
August 11, 2020, 03:32:02 PM
Quote from: idiot noob on August 11, 2020, 03:16:59 PM
oh shit, a bunch of noobs, mocking me. i'm alarmed.

No need to be alarmed, kid.  All the things they're saying about you are true.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

village idiot

#149
August 11, 2020, 03:33:29 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on August 11, 2020, 03:32:02 PM
Quote from: idiot noob on August 11, 2020, 03:16:59 PM
oh shit, a bunch of noobs, mocking me. i'm alarmed.

No need to be alarmed, kid.  All the things they're saying about you are true.

link please
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