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Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
« Reply #165 on: August 25, 2020, 05:35:57 pm »
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Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
« Reply #166 on: August 25, 2020, 05:38:58 pm »
i've learned people call the shitstorm i'm living "the game". it's some kooky bs i never subscribed to. people are fucked in the head  :horrormirth:
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« Reply #167 on: August 25, 2020, 07:24:02 pm »
 :sad:

I miss the days when they could trigger 100 Page Rage Threads by getting us to argue over real issues/points in Devil's Advocate-like fashion. Friendships would be tested. People were fired. Some drowned in the pool on the roof.

It was good fucking times, man  :cry:
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Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
« Reply #168 on: August 25, 2020, 07:47:44 pm »
The last one to do that was RWHN, who has the weed gangsters pounding at our door for his name and likeness so they can track him down.
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Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
« Reply #169 on: August 25, 2020, 08:09:10 pm »
Quote from: altered on August 25, 2020, 07:47:44 pm
The last one to do that was RWHN, who has the weed gangsters pounding at our door for his name and likeness so they can track him down.

sounds like a proper discordian
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Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
« Reply #170 on: August 25, 2020, 09:08:07 pm »
 :lulz:

As if you’re any judge of “proper” or “improper” Discordians.

Let me guess, no one here is a really real Discordian?
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Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
« Reply #171 on: August 25, 2020, 09:15:42 pm »
What the fuck's a 'Discordian'? Is this not the Jenkem Mall's Q&A Forum?
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Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
« Reply #172 on: August 25, 2020, 09:18:55 pm »
are you some kind of snowflakes, am i exercising stupidity here? ffs i'll go join a cult.
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Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
« Reply #173 on: August 25, 2020, 09:26:10 pm »
Quote from: altered on August 25, 2020, 09:08:07 pm
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As if you’re any judge of “proper” or “improper” Discordians.

Let me guess, no one here is a really real Discordian?

We're real Discordians, but not really really real Discordians for realness.
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Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
« Reply #174 on: August 25, 2020, 10:06:25 pm »
I'm a cultural Discordian.  It means I get to cherry-pick the bits I like, and ignore the rest.
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Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
« Reply #175 on: August 25, 2020, 10:13:52 pm »
Cultural Discordianism is just Groucho Marxism in a wig.
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Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
« Reply #176 on: August 25, 2020, 10:23:34 pm »
you suck i'll go become a construction worker. pays better than the current gig and you get to get in good enough shape to beat people up, provided they go full discord on you
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Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
« Reply #177 on: August 25, 2020, 10:51:00 pm »

I'm actually just a very bad quality concordian and i got exiled here.
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Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
« Reply #178 on: August 25, 2020, 11:20:32 pm »
Quote from: The Johnny on August 25, 2020, 10:51:00 pm

I'm actually just a very bad quality concordian and i got exiled here.

I tried telling everyone you couldn’t be trusted but they said I was just full of beans and would feel better about it later.

They were wrong about the beans, for the record.
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Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
« Reply #179 on: August 26, 2020, 07:03:20 pm »
Quote from: altered on August 25, 2020, 07:47:44 pm
The last one to do that was RWHN, who has the weed gangsters pounding at our door for his name and likeness so they can track him down.

Maybe they just want some chips.
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