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Definition of a Sandwich

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, August 25, 2020, 12:55:17 AM

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Q. G. Pennyworth

Definition of a Sandwich, Part 1

A sandwich is not
Two people on either side
Under the covers
In a dark room
With your body between
And your brain quiet
Because the caveman running your limbic system
Is finally at peace
Knowing that if a bear shows up
It will have to eat someone else
Before you

Cramulus