Hi. I never posted on this forum before. I have been a solitary Discordian for most of my life. I chose to take the Principia Discordia as literal Erisian divine inspiration possessing some hippies, and also chose to read into it too much, inspired by how Kabala reads into the Torah to derive obviously wrong interpretations. The Principia actually is much better for this because "everything is true in some sense".
Also swarms of Christians stalk me everywhere, slandering me and trying to intimidate me to convert by the sword.
So I shall post a thread detailing my solitary path, and thus i will have laid an egg. Then maybe I'll leave or something because I hate people.
This is Year 23. Tonight is the 23rd night. Even though Year 23 is from 2000 and not 1957, I think Discordianism should have more calanders to compete with the Mayans. Or maybe 23-year oops repeating Year 23.