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My Landlord Has Illegal Chickens

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, October 03, 2020, 02:36:41 AM

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Q. G. Pennyworth

October 03, 2020, 02:36:41 AM
The chickens don't know they're illegal
The dandelions just want to grow
The tree roots never read the ADA
No worms know the property lines

The squirrels cannot tell you their history
The pigeons don't know they're sick
The bears have no word for National Park
And moose honor no highway signs

Mosquitos can't tell you about malaria
The penguins aren't aware they're gay
Bald eagles never heard of America
Jellies don't know they're not fish

Whales don't sing of letters of writ
Corpse flowers don't know they stink
Polar bears don't know what oil is
The moths only think of the light

Mushrooms don't know about fairy tales
The raccoons don't understand trash
The chickens don't know they're illegal
The weeds just want to live

Doktor Howl

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October 03, 2020, 07:01:35 AM
Sorry I missed tonight.

I left work at 3:30 yesterday, got called back in at midnight, no sleep, came home at 4:00 AM, then got called back in at 9 AM, came back home at 9 PM.

I have consumed more coffee than is actually reasonable.
Molon Lube

Chelagoras The Boulder

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October 06, 2020, 04:11:14 AM
From the title of this thread I thought that your landlord literally had illegal chickens for a second and my immediate thought was how to extort them for free rent.
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

Q. G. Pennyworth

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October 06, 2020, 08:29:34 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on October 06, 2020, 04:11:14 AM
From the title of this thread I thought that your landlord literally had illegal chickens for a second and my immediate thought was how to extort them for free rent.

He literally does. They're banned by city ordinance.
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