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Started by Doktor Howl, November 18, 2020, 07:00:36 PM

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November 18, 2020, 07:00:36 PM
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November 18, 2020, 11:44:06 PM
Near where I currently work, a new bridge was installed
Members of the travelling community ripped it down and tried to sell it for scrap.

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Suu

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November 25, 2020, 01:49:44 AM
Oh, Lakeland. That explains it.

We really need to control the Polk County population's access to Hillsborough County.
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November 25, 2020, 06:26:42 PM
Charged with grand theft. Assuming they plea bargained away unsafe load and reckless endangerment, then?

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November 25, 2020, 08:20:32 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 25, 2020, 06:26:42 PM
Charged with grand theft. Assuming they plea bargained away unsafe load and reckless endangerment, then?

Driving with an unsafe load is a time-honored Florida tradition.
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Doktor Howl

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November 25, 2020, 08:22:53 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 25, 2020, 08:20:32 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 25, 2020, 06:26:42 PM
Charged with grand theft. Assuming they plea bargained away unsafe load and reckless endangerment, then?

Driving with an unsafe load is a time-honored Florida tradition.

It's sort of a customary requirement here.
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