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Re: So this happened again.
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2020, 11:44:06 pm »
Near where I currently work, a new bridge was installed
Members of the travelling community ripped it down and tried to sell it for scrap.

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

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Re: So this happened again.
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2020, 01:49:44 am »
Oh, Lakeland. That explains it.

We really need to control the Polk County population's access to Hillsborough County.
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Re: So this happened again.
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2020, 06:26:42 pm »
Charged with grand theft. Assuming they plea bargained away unsafe load and reckless endangerment, then?
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Re: So this happened again.
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2020, 08:20:32 pm »
Charged with grand theft. Assuming they plea bargained away unsafe load and reckless endangerment, then?

Driving with an unsafe load is a time-honored Florida tradition.
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Re: So this happened again.
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2020, 08:22:53 pm »
Charged with grand theft. Assuming they plea bargained away unsafe load and reckless endangerment, then?

Driving with an unsafe load is a time-honored Florida tradition.

It's sort of a customary requirement here.
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