Obscure jokes thread

[Doktor Howl]

5 crows circle a field.  They are then arrested.

[Bruno]

JOE BION⁻ STOLE THE ELECTRON!!!"

Apparently obscure enough to get me banned from a progressive chat. Because Obvious MAGA troll, not because bad joke.

[rong]

a kangaroo hops into a bar and orders a martini.
the bartender says, "dang, we don't see to many kangaroos in here.  that'll be $37"
the kangaroo says, "indeed, you have much to learn about economics!"

[The Wizard Joseph]

Three Zen Masters walk into a bar.

Nothing really happens.