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Re: Boogs storm the capitol building
« Reply #30 on: January 08, 2021, 07:21:30 pm »
Ooh!  Please keep us up-to-date on that.

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Re: Boogs storm the capitol building
« Reply #31 on: January 08, 2021, 08:29:26 pm »
Did he taze himself in the balls?

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Re: Boogs storm the capitol building
« Reply #32 on: January 08, 2021, 10:30:48 pm »
No but we're hollering about him and his nazi friends at city hall Sunday. The chief of police is excited.

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Re: Boogs storm the capitol building
« Reply #33 on: January 08, 2021, 11:04:37 pm »
YOU GUYS
YOU GUYS
THE LOCAL NAZI FUCK
THE ONE WHO LIVES IN MY CITY
WE HAVE DOX OF HIM INSIDE THE CAPITOL BUILDING
MOTHERFUCKER MIGHT ACTUALLY PAY FOR SOMETHING FOR ONCE IN HIS LIFE
I AM CRYING OVER HERE

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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Re: Boogs storm the capitol building
« Reply #34 on: January 09, 2021, 12:24:01 am »
YOU GUYS
YOU GUYS
THE LOCAL NAZI FUCK
THE ONE WHO LIVES IN MY CITY
WE HAVE DOX OF HIM INSIDE THE CAPITOL BUILDING
MOTHERFUCKER MIGHT ACTUALLY PAY FOR SOMETHING FOR ONCE IN HIS LIFE
I AM CRYING OVER HERE

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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Re: Boogs storm the capitol building
« Reply #35 on: January 09, 2021, 07:51:22 am »
Good news from Mass. then! Let me know how it goes.



In other news, the fallout from this gets FUNNIER.

https://www.theverge.com/22218805/donald-trump-platforms-bans-facebook-twitter-youtube

Trump's banned from Twitter forever, we know that by now. But there's more laughs to go around, folks.

His team's Twitter: gone.
His digital communications director's Twitter: gone.
His fucking Shopify store: gone.

But wait! There's more!

His @POTUS posts got deleted and Twitter has said they'll keep doing it.
All the Q-morons are going down on Twitter too.

And on top of that!

The /other/ Trumpist subreddit got banned.
The Trumpist Discord server got banned.
Google removed Parler from the Play Store.
Apple's aiming to do it next, because they're demanding moderation policies, which Parler will never agree to.

There is so much butthurt going around, and with the arrests going down the far-right power base is losing the ability to coordinate anything -- everyone's gonna be too scared to do anything except the real hardliners. Who don't have the ability to coordinate effectively or the backing of numbers, and who likely are being hunted down by the filth after that little incident with Congress... Whoopsie doodle, sorta /really/ goddamn fucked the dog with that whole "storm the Capitol" thing, didn't they?

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Imagine Ron Paul Weed at this moment. He must be hopping fucking mad. He must be boiling the fuck over. Imagine Ron Paul Weed jumping around in a manic fit of despair and anger, shrieking, breaking his desk over his computer, then his computer over his head.

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Re: Boogs storm the capitol building
« Reply #36 on: January 09, 2021, 08:29:08 am »

Very poetic that one of the people that died that day, was carrying a "Dont thread on me" flag, and got trampled.
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Re: Boogs storm the capitol building
« Reply #37 on: January 09, 2021, 08:16:14 pm »
I've been hearing reports from multiple states of the National Guards mobilizing. Seems like they're planning on not fucking around next time.

Good thing, too. The insurrectionists probably won't be either. Hopefully, they're sending some to protect weak points in the infrastructure while they're at it.
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Re: Boogs storm the capitol building
« Reply #38 on: January 09, 2021, 09:00:55 pm »
I've been hearing reports from multiple states of the National Guards mobilizing. Seems like they're planning on not fucking around next time.

Good thing, too. The insurrectionists probably won't be either. Hopefully, they're sending some to protect weak points in the infrastructure while they're at it.

Maybe they'll just take pictures with them, as the critical infrastructure is on fire in the background.
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Re: Boogs storm the capitol building
« Reply #39 on: January 09, 2021, 09:34:52 pm »
I've been hearing reports from multiple states of the National Guards mobilizing. Seems like they're planning on not fucking around next time.

Good thing, too. The insurrectionists probably won't be either. Hopefully, they're sending some to protect weak points in the infrastructure while they're at it.

The problem was last time Trump wanted the National Guard to mobilise against the counter-protestors.

This is why certain European intelligence agencies have people who think this was a planned coup. If if it had worked, the National Guard would have secured Capitol Hill but let the Trumpists run riot inside. And while a lot of these idiots were farcical, some did come armed and with ziplocks on show - they intended to take hostages.

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Re: Boogs storm the capitol building
« Reply #40 on: January 09, 2021, 10:30:05 pm »
I've been hearing reports from multiple states of the National Guards mobilizing. Seems like they're planning on not fucking around next time.

Good thing, too. The insurrectionists probably won't be either. Hopefully, they're sending some to protect weak points in the infrastructure while they're at it.

The problem was last time Trump wanted the National Guard to mobilise against the counter-protestors.

This is why certain European intelligence agencies have people who think this was a planned coup. If if it had worked, the National Guard would have secured Capitol Hill but let the Trumpists run riot inside. And while a lot of these idiots were farcical, some did come armed and with ziplocks on show - they intended to take hostages.

Even within this forum I have contradictory recollections on what side people thought the NG would take... I vaguely remember the NG enforced aggresively a curfew in urban neighbourhoods... but i also recall people here arguing that the NG are more loyal to the State and the Constitution than the President itself... and now you're saying the NG would support the coup.

I dont remember who said what, and if the narrative has changed based on how they acted in each scenario, just pointing out the contradictions.
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Re: Boogs storm the capitol building
« Reply #41 on: January 09, 2021, 10:54:31 pm »
The chain of command gives the President and the state Governor authority over all National Guard units.

DC isn't a state, so it doesn't have a Governor, the National Guard comes under the authority of the President, as would seconded National Guard units from nearby states.

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Re: Boogs storm the capitol building
« Reply #42 on: January 09, 2021, 11:06:52 pm »
I've been hearing reports from multiple states of the National Guards mobilizing. Seems like they're planning on not fucking around next time.

Good thing, too. The insurrectionists probably won't be either. Hopefully, they're sending some to protect weak points in the infrastructure while they're at it.

Maybe they'll just take pictures with them, as the critical infrastructure is on fire in the background.

They better bring their Polaroids.

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Re: Boogs storm the capitol building
« Reply #43 on: January 09, 2021, 11:11:15 pm »
I've been hearing reports from multiple states of the National Guards mobilizing. Seems like they're planning on not fucking around next time.

Good thing, too. The insurrectionists probably won't be either. Hopefully, they're sending some to protect weak points in the infrastructure while they're at it.

The problem was last time Trump wanted the National Guard to mobilise against the counter-protestors.

This is why certain European intelligence agencies have people who think this was a planned coup. If if it had worked, the National Guard would have secured Capitol Hill but let the Trumpists run riot inside. And while a lot of these idiots were farcical, some did come armed and with ziplocks on show - they intended to take hostages.

Yeah. I definitely haven't ruled out the possibility that everything is not going to be okay. I just spent my entire stimulus check on solar panels and 2-way radios. I hope they get here before civilization ends.
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Re: Boogs storm the capitol building
« Reply #44 on: January 09, 2021, 11:11:36 pm »
The chain of command gives the President and the state Governor authority over all National Guard units.

DC isn't a state, so it doesn't have a Governor, the National Guard comes under the authority of the President, as would seconded National Guard units from nearby states.

I see, i was too focused computing other factors and i forgot this one.
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