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Rush Limbaugh Jokes
« on: February 23, 2021, 04:42:42 pm »
What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?

One was a flaming Nazi gasbag that ended badly, and the other was an airship.
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Re: Rush Limbaugh Jokes
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2021, 04:42:57 pm »
Says he's pro-life.

Dies anyway.
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Re: Rush Limbaugh Jokes
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2021, 06:50:42 pm »
Rush hated gender neutral bathrooms, and now his grave is one.
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Re: Rush Limbaugh Jokes
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2021, 07:39:50 pm »
Rush hated gender neutral bathrooms, and now his grave is one.

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Re: Rush Limbaugh Jokes
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2021, 12:05:48 pm »
Then there's the one about a necrophile who was seriously in a Rush.

Eta: variant

Why did the necrophile have a premature ejaculation?

He was in a big Rush.
« Last Edit: February 24, 2021, 12:07:46 pm by The Wizard Joseph »
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