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Started by Doktor Howl, February 23, 2021, 04:42:42 PM

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Doktor Howl

February 23, 2021, 04:42:42 PM
What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?

One was a flaming Nazi gasbag that ended badly, and the other was an airship.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

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February 23, 2021, 04:42:57 PM
Says he's pro-life.

Dies anyway.
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Bruno

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February 23, 2021, 06:50:42 PM
Rush hated gender neutral bathrooms, and now his grave is one.
Formerly something else...

Doktor Howl

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February 23, 2021, 07:39:50 PM
Quote from: Bruno on February 23, 2021, 06:50:42 PM
Rush hated gender neutral bathrooms, and now his grave is one.

:lulz:
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The Wizard Joseph

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February 24, 2021, 12:05:48 PM Last Edit: February 24, 2021, 12:07:46 PM by The Wizard Joseph
Then there's the one about a necrophile who was seriously in a Rush.

Eta: variant

Why did the necrophile have a premature ejaculation?

He was in a big Rush.
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