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Some random thoughts
« on: April 05, 2021, 05:58:44 pm »
Submarine helmsmen steer the boat, but can't see out a windshield.  I drive a car without paying much attention to what's in front of a windshield, so I have no advantage over the guy driving the submarine.

If I was a different kind of person, I'd have done something about my anger issues years ago.  But if I was that kind of person, I wouldn't have the anger issues in the first place.

People used to care about sports.  We still don't know why.  It was probably a hangover from cave man days.

If I could travel in time, you wouldn't be reading this.

GLaDOS is my spirit critter, but Mayhem is my moral anchor.

Getting old is bullshit.  Die when you're still pretty and don't ache so much.

Where 3 people meet in Eris's name, there is an argument and 20 years of acrimony.


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Re: Some random thoughts
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2021, 02:52:33 pm »
Minimalism can get pretty complicated.

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Re: Some random thoughts
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2021, 04:49:07 am »
Grand ideas are fucking useless unless you have skills, time, and materials.
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Re: Some random thoughts
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2021, 04:45:00 am »
We have no questions, only answers.

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Re: Some random thoughts
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2021, 01:23:23 am »
Even pissing into the wind empties your bladder.
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Re: Some random thoughts
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2021, 04:20:42 pm »
Even pissing into the wind empties your bladder.

NICE.
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