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the fuck is briping?

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Doktor Howl:
This will be a big hit with the hipster crowd.

LMNO:
I do not want to acknowledge what I just saw.

I will say however, when I read the OP, my brain did not read "briping" as "BRY-ping", as obviously intended. 

I read "BRIP-ping".

I prefer it that way.

I post this sentence so there are five "I" statements in this post.

chaotic neutral observer:

--- Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 13, 2021, 07:05:14 pm ---This will be a big hit with the hipster crowd.

--- End quote ---

Some tropical birds display ostentatious plumage, and perform intricate courtship rituals, as a way of demonstrating to potential mates that they have lots of free energy.  The more ridiculous the display, the better.

Hipsters are the tropical birds of the primate kingdom.

Doktor Howl:

--- Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on April 13, 2021, 08:50:11 pm ---
--- Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 13, 2021, 07:05:14 pm ---This will be a big hit with the hipster crowd.

--- End quote ---

Some tropical birds display ostentatious plumage, and perform intricate courtship rituals, as a way of demonstrating to potential mates that they have lots of free energy.  The more ridiculous the display, the better.

Hipsters are the tropical birds of the primate kingdom.

--- End quote ---

Only mostly without the mating bit.

rong:
i dunno man, i think of it more as a way to smoke a pipe without smoking a pipe. 

i kicked cigarettes about 6 yrs ago after smoking 1-2 packs a day for 20 years so i'm not gonna even think about smoking an actual pipe, so this kinda fills that urge.  i would think certain aromatic teas would also be enjoyable, too.

I imagine lots of people just get them to smoke weed, too.   I mean, that's a pretty massive bowl.

i mean - it would be so fun to just walk up to the designated smoking shack at work, and pull this kit out.  all the smokers would be like, "the fuck are you doing?"

"fucking briping, bitches, the fuck are you doing?  smoking?"

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