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Punching Man 4 where it counts

Started by TheAudience, June 22, 2021, 02:08:33 PM

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Doktor Howl

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I often feel like the Cramulus Guru autopilot is responding...


Well, that was an asshole thing to say.

Yeah. It was. It's the first time I have said anything that assholish in a long, long time.

I guess this means I've transitioned from doormat / tube, to asshole.

That's not necessarily part of the process, but you be you.
Molon Lube

TheAudience

Alright, I'll bite, what process?
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Quote from: rong on June 22, 2021, 11:48:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2021, 11:38:08 PM
Quote from: TheAudience on June 22, 2021, 10:18:34 PM


I often feel like the Cramulus Guru autopilot is responding...


Well, that was an asshole thing to say.

I often feel like the Doktor Howl autopilot is responding...

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