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Last one to post in thread wins
« on: July 19, 2021, 10:41:44 pm »
Rule 1: don't lock the thread
Rule 2: don't complain about the thread
Rule 3: this is apple talk

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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2021, 12:25:58 am »
Congratulations, wait what?
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2021, 01:50:39 am »
 :apple:
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2021, 12:17:04 pm »
I'm just enjoying an apple whilst opening this thread, which just goes to prove the lasting popularity of the apple as a hand snack even in this, the Age of Snickers.

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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2021, 01:36:32 pm »
FOOLS, you've just set it up for me to win my own thread. Muahahahahahah 
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2021, 02:20:34 pm »
My dear Professor, if that IS your real name, I am afraid the turntables
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2021, 04:05:00 pm »
I'm just here to watch LMNO let the beat drop.
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2021, 05:56:40 pm »


You're all F U C K E D
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2021, 12:38:06 am »
Victory.  A hollow and ridiculous notion.  All victories are temporary, for who can escape the inevitable spectre of death?

But I am patient.  Patient.
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2021, 01:35:01 am »
Fuck I was really banking on PD being dead and an easy win, but NOOOOO!

From heck's heart I meme at thee!!
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2021, 12:41:17 pm »
winning only once is for chumps

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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2021, 02:23:22 pm »
You may have posted last Cramulus. But once again I am the last post since you last posted!
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You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2021, 03:30:00 pm »
I rejoin the thread experiencing a packet of 'KFC Flavour' crisps, which authentically taste like salt. My kingdom for an apple.

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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2021, 06:20:47 pm »
 :milk:
Straight from the cow
Oh WOW
Pasteur
Was holding out
On us all,
Clearly.
Udderly despicable
Udderly lickable
It's so neat
That extra
Lactic flora
Adds a tang
You can only get
Straight from the teat!
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You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2021, 01:04:44 am »
One day I'll post about The Mgt in here. Then you'll all be sorry. So will I, but it'll be for the greater good.
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