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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #105 on: September 25, 2021, 02:54:32 pm »
I can't believe the commander is a real guy and not some kinda wacky online character

I have a theory that there is only one real person in the world, and everyone else is a simulation.

I'm not the real one, obviously; I have no existence beyond the lines you're reading on the screen in front of you.
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« Reply #106 on: September 25, 2021, 05:45:00 pm »
Wait, you aren't real and this is a solipsistic hellhole? But that would mean...

Oh goddamn it. I'm the demiurge of the universe AGAIN??? This shit is getting OLD. Let me out of my own head, you pieces of shit!
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #107 on: September 25, 2021, 06:34:02 pm »
Wait, you aren't real and this is a solipsistic hellhole? But that would mean...

Oh goddamn it. I'm the demiurge of the universe AGAIN??? This shit is getting OLD. Let me out of my own head, you pieces of shit!

So this is all your fault? OK that kinda checks out. Hey maybe turn up the heat on Tuscon, for a laugh. And please reimagine me as a cyborg.

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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #108 on: September 26, 2021, 01:07:59 am »
Awwww...can I be a cyborg too? If so, can I have an internal oven...that way I can keep my pies warm when I'm on the go.

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« Reply #109 on: September 26, 2021, 07:32:10 am »
Hey maybe turn up the heat on Tuscon, for a laugh.

That is a self-managing feature.
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #110 on: September 26, 2021, 03:18:29 pm »
Is it Tuscon that is filled with hippies?  My only experience in Arizona is some training I did at Fort Huachuca down south.

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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #111 on: September 27, 2021, 01:08:25 am »
Is it Tuscon that is filled with hippies?  My only experience in Arizona is some training I did at Fort Huachuca down south.

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There's less hippies than anywhere in the pacific northwest, but more than Phoenix for sure.

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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #112 on: September 28, 2021, 08:01:48 am »
Is Tuscon close to Sidona? Aren't there supposed to be ley lines out there or something weirdly spiritual?

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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #113 on: September 28, 2021, 04:50:18 pm »
Is Tuscon close to Sidona? Aren't there supposed to be ley lines out there or something weirdly spiritual?

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No.  Tucson is the Fracture.  It's the area between universe where all the impossible trash winds up.

Where there's brass there's muck, and where there's weird shit you don't even want to look at, there's Tucson.
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #114 on: September 29, 2021, 09:43:51 pm »
Well, now I kind of want to go there.

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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #115 on: September 29, 2021, 10:14:26 pm »
Me, too. 

Sometimes, I find myself wondering if Roger has spent any time in Detroit
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« Reply #116 on: September 29, 2021, 10:42:54 pm »
Me, too. 

Sometimes, I find myself wondering if Roger has spent any time in Detroit

I have.  It's not particularly weird, just old and busted.
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #117 on: September 29, 2021, 10:43:11 pm »
Well, now I kind of want to go there.

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« Reply #118 on: September 30, 2021, 12:18:56 am »
Me, too. 

Sometimes, I find myself wondering if Roger has spent any time in Detroit

I have.  It's not particularly weird, just old and busted.
I dunno, man, the party I went to in a house being squatted by crust punks was pretty weird.  They had a bdsm room and some dude was getting flogged pretty mercilessly.  Took me awhile to figure out if the toothpick the goth gave me had been dipped in LSD.  I was disappointed but it was probably for the better.   I ended up going dumpster diving with one of the crust punks.  They know who throws out the fanciest cheeses.
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #119 on: October 03, 2021, 07:35:02 am »
Me, too. 

Sometimes, I find myself wondering if Roger has spent any time in Detroit

I have.  It's not particularly weird, just old and busted.

Wait...your name is Roger? You're not The Good Reverend Roger are you?

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