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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #45 on: July 25, 2021, 10:44:33 pm »
"he was a smart feller, he felt smart"

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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #46 on: July 26, 2021, 12:17:23 am »
you're both losers now
All that time navel gazing and you're still caught up in dualistic thinking Cram. Do you even Consciousness bro?..

Not a rhetorical question, technically.
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #47 on: July 26, 2021, 10:40:14 am »
A Found Poem, based on motorway signage I've encountered over the past three weeks on my commute to work.

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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #48 on: July 26, 2021, 02:14:05 pm »
 :argh!: So it's come to daggers in the night eh Cramulus? Well your triad of assassins failed and gave up your plot to pay the Iron Price to win this thread under my tender ministrations with a rusty claw hammer. I AM STILL HERE CRAMULUS!! Goddess have mercy for I may or may not.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
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"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #49 on: July 26, 2021, 02:40:30 pm »
:argh!: So it's come to daggers in the night eh Cramulus? Well your triad of assassins failed and gave up your plot to pay the Iron Price to win this thread under my tender ministrations with a rusty claw hammer. I AM STILL HERE CRAMULUS!! Goddess have mercy for I may or may not.

ooh - "pay the iron price" - i really like the sound of that.  do you mind if i steal it?  does it come from somewhere I should know about??
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #50 on: July 26, 2021, 03:08:13 pm »
I believe it was first uttered by Graham of Thrones.

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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #51 on: July 26, 2021, 03:53:51 pm »
I just took a shit the size of a birthday cake.
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #52 on: July 26, 2021, 05:56:58 pm »
Which birthday though? Like are we talking about a 39th birthday cupcake, or one of those dealies the stripper pops out of on a year divisible by 10?


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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #53 on: July 26, 2021, 06:42:51 pm »
Which birthday though? Like are we talking about a 39th birthday cupcake, or one of those dealies the stripper pops out of on a year divisible by 10?

We don't the second kind after Faust baked the cake with the stripper already in it.
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #54 on: July 26, 2021, 10:33:45 pm »
It's OK, she's been auto-resurrected. I used self raising flour
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #55 on: July 27, 2021, 05:34:12 am »
It's OK, she's been auto-resurrected. I used self raising flour
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You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
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"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #56 on: July 28, 2021, 12:38:45 am »
It's OK, she's been auto-resurrected. I used self raising flour

I'm so alone.  :cry:
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #57 on: July 31, 2021, 10:47:16 pm »
I'm not letting you win that easily.

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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #58 on: July 31, 2021, 10:48:47 pm »

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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #59 on: August 02, 2021, 11:06:37 pm »
This is the best possible time to be alive.
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