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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2021, 03:55:03 am »
This post is an offer to enter into a legal contract.  By posting in this thread, immediately following this message, you accept the offer and agree to abide by the terms of this contract.  Any post shall be construed as acceptance; the contents of said post are not relevant.

For the purposes of this contract, the person making the next post in this thread (if any), and thereby accepting the offer, shall be known as the party of the first part.

I, chaotic neutral observer, in exchange for consideration as listed below, offer the following:

1.  To deliver to the party of the first part, not less than five pounds of flax.
2.  To, upon receipt of the consideration noted in item 4 below, refrain from making any posts in this thread which immediately follow posts made by the party of the first part.  This does not apply to posts made by third parties (parties of the third part), and does not take effect until receipt of the consideration.


The party of the first part shall provide the following consideration:

4.  The sum of $5 CAD, plus the cost of shipping and procuring the flax.
5.  If the party of the first part is the last poster in this thread, and thereby becomes the winner, then they will irrevocably transfer to chaotic neutral observer any and all benefits derived therefrom, whether tangible, intangible, or entirely chimerical, including monies, bragging rights, and interdimensional book deals.

The amount owed is due within two business days of offer acceptance.

The party of the first part agrees to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless chaotic neutral observer for any direct, indirect, or incidental damages, impairments, or awkward conversations incurred during the execution of this contract.

In the event of cancellation or nonperformance of contract, due to any cause, including Acts of Goddess, the party of the first part shall be held solely responsible.

This contract shall be governed by and enforced under the jurisdiction of Pima County, Arizona.
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2021, 05:05:48 pm »
One day I'll post about The Mgt in here. Then you'll all be sorry. So will I, but it'll be for the greater good.

The Mgt is a myth.
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2021, 05:25:52 pm »
This post is an offer to enter into a legal contract.  By posting in this thread, immediately following this message, you accept the offer and agree to abide by the terms of this contract.  Any post shall be construed as acceptance; the contents of said post are not relevant.

For the purposes of this contract, the person making the next post in this thread (if any), and thereby accepting the offer, shall be known as the party of the first part.

I, chaotic neutral observer, in exchange for consideration as listed below, offer the following:

1.  To deliver to the party of the first part, not less than five pounds of flax.
2.  To, upon receipt of the consideration noted in item 4 below, refrain from making any posts in this thread which immediately follow posts made by the party of the first part.  This does not apply to posts made by third parties (parties of the third part), and does not take effect until receipt of the consideration.


The party of the first part shall provide the following consideration:

4.  The sum of $5 CAD, plus the cost of shipping and procuring the flax.
5.  If the party of the first part is the last poster in this thread, and thereby becomes the winner, then they will irrevocably transfer to chaotic neutral observer any and all benefits derived therefrom, whether tangible, intangible, or entirely chimerical, including monies, bragging rights, and interdimensional book deals.

The amount owed is due within two business days of offer acceptance.

The party of the first part agrees to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless chaotic neutral observer for any direct, indirect, or incidental damages, impairments, or awkward conversations incurred during the execution of this contract.

In the event of cancellation or nonperformance of contract, due to any cause, including Acts of Goddess, the party of the first part shall be held solely responsible.

This contract shall be governed by and enforced under the jurisdiction of Pima County, Arizona.

Ok. You have two days to bring me the flax. I expect an invioce for costs in detail in order to fulfill my end. Per the contract I am under no obligation to give you further information about my location, but without notarized PROOF of delivery you will be in actionable breach of your own contract.

Good luck.
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2021, 06:50:03 pm »
This post is an offer to enter into a legal contract.  By posting in this thread, immediately following this message, you accept the offer and agree to abide by the terms of this contract.  Any post shall be construed as acceptance; the contents of said post are not relevant.

For the purposes of this contract, the person making the next post in this thread (if any), and thereby accepting the offer, shall be known as the party of the first part.

Ok. You have two days to bring me the flax. I expect an invioce for costs in detail in order to fulfill my end. Per the contract I am under no obligation to give you further information about my location, but without notarized PROOF of delivery you will be in actionable breach of your own contract.

Good luck.

As highlighted above, only the immediately following post qualifies.  Regrettably, you came in second by twenty minutes, and Doktor Howl is now the party of the first part.

I have consulted with a lawyer qualified in exotemporal contract law, and have been informed that since it is currently 1973 in Tucson, Doktor Howl has forty-eight years plus two business days to complete payment.
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2021, 07:04:15 pm »
This post is an offer to enter into a legal contract.  By posting in this thread, immediately following this message, you accept the offer and agree to abide by the terms of this contract.  Any post shall be construed as acceptance; the contents of said post are not relevant.

For the purposes of this contract, the person making the next post in this thread (if any), and thereby accepting the offer, shall be known as the party of the first part.

Ok. You have two days to bring me the flax. I expect an invioce for costs in detail in order to fulfill my end. Per the contract I am under no obligation to give you further information about my location, but without notarized PROOF of delivery you will be in actionable breach of your own contract.

Good luck.

As highlighted above, only the immediately following post qualifies.  Regrettably, you came in second by twenty minutes, and Doktor Howl is now the party of the first part.

I have consulted with a lawyer qualified in exotemporal contract law, and have been informed that since it is currently 1973 in Tucson, Doktor Howl has forty-eight years plus two business days to complete payment.

 :lulz: :lulz: Ahhhh... The olde space-timewarp Tucson maneuver eh? You STILL got 2 days from the current point in the time"line" to deliver to Howl.
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Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2021, 07:41:31 pm »
This post is an offer to enter into a legal contract.  By posting in this thread, immediately following this message, you accept the offer and agree to abide by the terms of this contract.  Any post shall be construed as acceptance; the contents of said post are not relevant.

For the purposes of this contract, the person making the next post in this thread (if any), and thereby accepting the offer, shall be known as the party of the first part.

Ok. You have two days to bring me the flax. I expect an invioce for costs in detail in order to fulfill my end. Per the contract I am under no obligation to give you further information about my location, but without notarized PROOF of delivery you will be in actionable breach of your own contract.

Good luck.

As highlighted above, only the immediately following post qualifies.  Regrettably, you came in second by twenty minutes, and Doktor Howl is now the party of the first part.

I have consulted with a lawyer qualified in exotemporal contract law, and have been informed that since it is currently 1973 in Tucson, Doktor Howl has forty-eight years plus two business days to complete payment.

 :lulz: :lulz: Ahhhh... The olde space-timewarp Tucson maneuver eh? You STILL got 2 days from the current point in the time"line" to deliver to Howl.

He has all of last week in which to comply.
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2021, 08:27:46 pm »
This post is an offer to enter into a legal contract.  By posting in this thread, immediately following this message, you accept the offer and agree to abide by the terms of this contract.  Any post shall be construed as acceptance; the contents of said post are not relevant.

For the purposes of this contract, the person making the next post in this thread (if any), and thereby accepting the offer, shall be known as the party of the first part.

Ok. You have two days to bring me the flax. I expect an invioce for costs in detail in order to fulfill my end. Per the contract I am under no obligation to give you further information about my location, but without notarized PROOF of delivery you will be in actionable breach of your own contract.

Good luck.

As highlighted above, only the immediately following post qualifies.  Regrettably, you came in second by twenty minutes, and Doktor Howl is now the party of the first part.

I have consulted with a lawyer qualified in exotemporal contract law, and have been informed that since it is currently 1973 in Tucson, Doktor Howl has forty-eight years plus two business days to complete payment.

 :lulz: :lulz: Ahhhh... The olde space-timewarp Tucson maneuver eh? You STILL got 2 days from the current point in the time"line" to deliver to Howl.

He has all of last week in which to comply.

It has always been more of a timetangle really.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #22 on: July 23, 2021, 04:38:36 pm »
is it last post "sequential" or "chronological"

that is to say, if i edit this post at a later date - does that make it a later post?  even though other posts may follow this one in sequence?
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #23 on: July 23, 2021, 05:07:30 pm »
to keep content fresh, I recommend we pick a theme and each post our answer. How about social security numbers to start!

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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #24 on: July 23, 2021, 05:57:25 pm »
I wonder who's SS# is 000-00-0001?

holy shit - the US population is 331,449,281 - we're almost 1/3 of the way through all the possible SS #'s

do they reuse numbers of people who have died? 
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #25 on: July 23, 2021, 06:00:03 pm »
Not been lurking for a few weeks, this is the new open bar, right?
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #26 on: July 23, 2021, 06:13:48 pm »
to keep content fresh, I recommend we pick a theme and each post our answer. How about social security numbers to start!
Oh that sounds fun, I’ll start:
170-00-000-0000-00000-000000-0000000-00000000…
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #27 on: July 23, 2021, 07:32:05 pm »
Not been lurking for a few weeks, this is the new open bar, right?

Nope.  This is the death rattle thread.
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #28 on: July 23, 2021, 08:10:59 pm »
Oh, didn't know it was time for another one yet.

I'm due to emerge from the cave at some point in the next few weeks, for perhaps 4 days. I have seen you've all made great progress with that global warming shit while I've been underground.

Reminder: unnecessary personal posts interesting only to the poster are a mandatory part of death rattle threads. Expecting at least 2 recipes by page 5.
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Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Reply #29 on: July 23, 2021, 10:14:55 pm »
Not been lurking for a few weeks, this is the new open bar, right?

Nope.  This is the death rattle thread.


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