Pretty sure I win 
It's a fair attempt, but
calling yourself "the last one" isn't enough to
make you the last one. It was never going to be that easy.
You need dedication.
Commitment. You need to spend every waking hour refreshing this thread, watching and waiting, dangling the prospect of victory before your opponents, only to snatch it away when they drop their guard, thereby gradually whittling away at their resolve.
And you need to hold onto hope when your own victories are inexorably crushed, again and again.
No, this thread isn't going to be won by word games and cheap tricks. It can be won only by
blood.
