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[chaotic neutral observer]

I can't believe the commander is a real guy and not some kinda wacky online character

I have a theory that there is only one real person in the world, and everyone else is a simulation.

I'm not the real one, obviously; I have no existence beyond the lines you're reading on the screen in front of you.

[altered]

Wait, you aren't real and this is a solipsistic hellhole? But that would mean...

Oh goddamn it. I'm the demiurge of the universe AGAIN??? This shit is getting OLD. Let me out of my own head, you pieces of shit!

[Cramulus]

Wait, you aren't real and this is a solipsistic hellhole? But that would mean...

Oh goddamn it. I'm the demiurge of the universe AGAIN??? This shit is getting OLD. Let me out of my own head, you pieces of shit!

So this is all your fault? OK that kinda checks out. Hey maybe turn up the heat on Tuscon, for a laugh. And please reimagine me as a cyborg.

[The Commander]

Awwww...can I be a cyborg too? If so, can I have an internal oven...that way I can keep my pies warm when I'm on the go.

The Commander
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[Doktor Howl]

Hey maybe turn up the heat on Tuscon, for a laugh.

That is a self-managing feature.

[The Commander]

Is it Tuscon that is filled with hippies?  My only experience in Arizona is some training I did at Fort Huachuca down south.

The Commander
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[Pergamos]

Is it Tuscon that is filled with hippies?  My only experience in Arizona is some training I did at Fort Huachuca down south.

The Commander
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There's less hippies than anywhere in the pacific northwest, but more than Phoenix for sure.

[The Commander]

Is Tuscon close to Sidona? Aren't there supposed to be ley lines out there or something weirdly spiritual?

The Commander
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[Doktor Howl]

Is Tuscon close to Sidona? Aren't there supposed to be ley lines out there or something weirdly spiritual?

The Commander
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No.  Tucson is the Fracture.  It's the area between universe where all the impossible trash winds up.

Where there's brass there's muck, and where there's weird shit you don't even want to look at, there's Tucson.

[The Commander]

Well, now I kind of want to go there.

The Commander
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[rong]

Me, too. 

Sometimes, I find myself wondering if Roger has spent any time in Detroit

[Doktor Howl]

Me, too. 

Sometimes, I find myself wondering if Roger has spent any time in Detroit

I have.  It's not particularly weird, just old and busted.

[Doktor Howl]

Well, now I kind of want to go there.

The Commander
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Everyone should come here.

[rong]

Me, too. 

Sometimes, I find myself wondering if Roger has spent any time in Detroit

I have.  It's not particularly weird, just old and busted.

I dunno, man, the party I went to in a house being squatted by crust punks was pretty weird.  They had a bdsm room and some dude was getting flogged pretty mercilessly.  Took me awhile to figure out if the toothpick the goth gave me had been dipped in LSD.  I was disappointed but it was probably for the better.   I ended up going dumpster diving with one of the crust punks.  They know who throws out the fanciest cheeses.

[The Commander]

Me, too. 

Sometimes, I find myself wondering if Roger has spent any time in Detroit

I have.  It's not particularly weird, just old and busted.

Wait...your name is Roger? You're not The Good Reverend Roger are you?

The Commander
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