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Started by Cramulus, July 19, 2021, 10:41:44 PM

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Doktor Howl

Everybody shut up.

Starting now.

I have extra mojo saved up, so do not test me.
Molon Lube

rong

"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

rong

"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Commander

To me, the word FAP always sounded like a disease.

Sorry boss, can't come to work today,  I've come down with a bad case of the Fap.

The Commander
DIA
The Commander
DIA
Discordian Intelligence Agency

Cramulus

YOU'LL SPEND THA REST OF THY LIFE IN A PISS VAT FOR THAT POST
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Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

rong

Quote from: The Commander on November 20, 2021, 07:20:18 AM
To me, the word FAP always sounded like a disease.

Sorry boss, can't come to work today,  I've come down with a bad case of the Fap.

The Commander
DIA

when I first read (i've never ever heard it) people use the word fap, I thought it was because porn uses a lot of bandwidth and FAP stands for "Fair Access Protocol" which is how the server decides who's data to throttle.
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

The Commander

Quote from: rong on November 21, 2021, 02:21:31 AM
Quote from: The Commander on November 20, 2021, 07:20:18 AM
To me, the word FAP always sounded like a disease.

Sorry boss, can't come to work today,  I've come down with a bad case of the Fap.

The Commander
DIA

when I first read (i've never ever heard it) people use the word fap, I thought it was because porn uses a lot of bandwidth and FAP stands for "Fair Access Protocol" which is how the server decides who's data to throttle.

I love that that is where your head went. You might have what it takes to be a DIA agent.

The Commander
DIA
The Commander
DIA
Discordian Intelligence Agency

rong

Quote from: The Commander on November 21, 2021, 09:04:56 AM
Quote from: rong on November 21, 2021, 02:21:31 AM
Quote from: The Commander on November 20, 2021, 07:20:18 AM
To me, the word FAP always sounded like a disease.

Sorry boss, can't come to work today,  I've come down with a bad case of the Fap.

The Commander
DIA

when I first read (i've never ever heard it) people use the word fap, I thought it was because porn uses a lot of bandwidth and FAP stands for "Fair Access Protocol" which is how the server decides who's data to throttle.

I love that that is where your head went. You might have what it takes to be a DIA agent.

The Commander
DIA

Detroit Institute of Arts?
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

The Wizard Joseph

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rong

"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

The Wizard Joseph

You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl