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Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Reply #915 on: December 09, 2021, 11:08:51 pm »
Norton saw his first Tucson moment today.

He and Renee (one of his wives) and I were coming back from lunch when this dude jets into traffic, cuts two people off, and gets creamed by a box truck.  Guy flies out of his window and lands across a fire hydrant.

Norton:  *turns green*

Renee:  *smiles*

Renee is my current short duration personal savior.
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Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Reply #916 on: December 10, 2021, 11:20:29 am »
Incredibly relieved he only hurt himself, generally the play stupid games win stupid prizes games on the road results in people who weren't even playing getting the prize
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Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Reply #917 on: December 11, 2021, 01:17:36 am »
Incredibly relieved he only hurt himself, generally the play stupid games win stupid prizes games on the road results in people who weren't even playing getting the prize

What?  No, that dude was as dead as you get.
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« Reply #918 on: December 11, 2021, 08:32:01 am »
Sorry I meant I am glad he got creamed and not someone else, no sympathy for him
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Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Reply #919 on: December 12, 2021, 06:32:08 am »
Sorry I meant I am glad he got creamed and not someone else, no sympathy for him

Yes, it scored low on body count, but got full marks for grotesqueness.
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