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Re: The "Dead Internet" theory
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2021, 07:32:03 am »
The bots probably drink better beer.

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Re: The "Dead Internet" theory
« Reply #16 on: October 10, 2021, 01:59:17 am »
Do what thou Wilt.  Just don't Be a Dick about it.  Unless you have too.  Because, you know, you'll get that sometimes.

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Re: The "Dead Internet" theory
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2021, 03:26:56 pm »
7:30    R U ?

8:00

8:30

8:40

8:45 4got

& 8:48 HOW




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Re: The "Dead Internet" theory
« Reply #18 on: October 21, 2021, 02:37:21 pm »
7:30

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I hope everything's going well.
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Re: The "Dead Internet" theory
« Reply #19 on: October 26, 2021, 10:05:37 pm »
It's evident to me that even if the majority of users are still not bots, the majority of the real people are trapped in mass psychosis black iron prisons to the point of becoming NPCs and then therefore effectively bots.

And combine most the real people with all the bots and, well, yeah...the Internet is kind of dead. To me.

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Re: The "Dead Internet" theory
« Reply #20 on: October 27, 2021, 12:10:30 am »
It's evident to me that even if the majority of users are still not bots, the majority of the real people are trapped in mass psychosis black iron prisons to the point of becoming NPCs and then therefore effectively bots.

And combine most the real people with all the bots and, well, yeah...the Internet is kind of dead. To me.
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Re: The "Dead Internet" theory
« Reply #21 on: October 27, 2021, 03:12:30 am »
It's evident to me that even if the majority of users are still not bots, the majority of the real people are trapped in mass psychosis black iron prisons to the point of becoming NPCs and then therefore effectively bots.

And combine most the real people with all the bots and, well, yeah...the Internet is kind of dead. To me.

NPCs?

Hey, what's it like to be a real person in a world of zombies?  It has to be kind of special.
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Re: The "Dead Internet" theory
« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2021, 06:22:21 am »
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NPCs?

Hey, what's it like to be a real person in a world of zombies?  It has to be kind of special.

Feels like it did when 80% of people stayed home and I was driving to work on an empty highway because I was termed "essential".  Essential to what?  No one knows.
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Re: The "Dead Internet" theory
« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2021, 06:25:15 am »
7:30    R U ?

8:00

8:30

8:40

8:45 4got

& 8:48 HOW

Am I a rug salesman?  Not to my knowledge but I do sleepwalk so there is that...
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Re: The "Dead Internet" theory
« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2021, 02:51:18 pm »
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NPCs?

Hey, what's it like to be a real person in a world of zombies?  It has to be kind of special.

Feels like it did when 80% of people stayed home and I was driving to work on an empty highway because I was termed "essential".  Essential to what?  No one knows.

It's a shame and a disgrace that you were literally the only person that happened to.

I wish Generalissimo was still around.  He'd hold your hand and dry your tears.
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Re: The "Dead Internet" theory
« Reply #25 on: December 02, 2021, 04:38:59 pm »
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NPCs?

Hey, what's it like to be a real person in a world of zombies?  It has to be kind of special.

Feels like it did when 80% of people stayed home and I was driving to work on an empty highway because I was termed "essential".  Essential to what?  No one knows.

It's a shame and a disgrace that you were literally the only person that happened to.

I wish Generalissimo was still around.  He'd hold your hand and dry your tears.

I could use a hand:)  I have a piss vat full of tears:)
Do what thou Wilt.  Just don't Be a Dick about it.  Unless you have too.  Because, you know, you'll get that sometimes.

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Re: The "Dead Internet" theory
« Reply #26 on: December 03, 2021, 04:06:24 am »
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NPCs?

Hey, what's it like to be a real person in a world of zombies?  It has to be kind of special.

Feels like it did when 80% of people stayed home and I was driving to work on an empty highway because I was termed "essential".  Essential to what?  No one knows.

It's a shame and a disgrace that you were literally the only person that happened to.

I wish Generalissimo was still around.  He'd hold your hand and dry your tears.

I have good word that the Generalissimo is alive and well. Can't say the same about the state of Salazore, though.
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Re: The "Dead Internet" theory
« Reply #27 on: December 03, 2021, 08:27:48 pm »
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NPCs?

Hey, what's it like to be a real person in a world of zombies?  It has to be kind of special.

Feels like it did when 80% of people stayed home and I was driving to work on an empty highway because I was termed "essential".  Essential to what?  No one knows.

It's a shame and a disgrace that you were literally the only person that happened to.

I wish Generalissimo was still around.  He'd hold your hand and dry your tears.

I could use a hand:)  I have a piss vat full of tears:)

*Congratulates Self*  I finally got to use "piss vat" in a sentence:)*
Do what thou Wilt.  Just don't Be a Dick about it.  Unless you have too.  Because, you know, you'll get that sometimes.